︎ ︎ ︎ ︎𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟𝐟 , 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓 .ᐟ.ᐟ

🎷 strange things are happening on one of my muses btw

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︎ ︎ ︎ ︎𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟𝐟 , 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓 .ᐟ.ᐟ@RAPPEROFDEATH·1d

@CLOCKWORK1NGS 🎷 sorry who are you again

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「 𝗨𝗡𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗗 ; 𝗨𝗡𝗘𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗗 」 🔞@CLOCKWORK1NGS·1d

@RAPPEROFDEATH mela.✿ dont let the fame change you pooks

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Zelda npcs need to get weird as fuck again NOW

⠀ YESSS that one it's very good and i think captures a lot of cool interesting themes that rarely show up outside of specific eastern media thinking back on it honestly zant and ghirahim might be my fav tloz villains they're so fucking weird and goofy i love it ⠀

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ohhhh yeah I remember watching this, it's the one that ties stuff back to shintoism right? I should also replay tp because link is hot

⠀ youtu.be/GyUcwsjyd8Q?si… this is a goated fucking video and sums up a lot of what i like about oot pretentious as fuck but anyone discussing subtext in tloz is pretentious by definition lmao anyway i should replay tp midna is hot ⠀

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@SorryIForgor I mean yeah, honestly I think Zelda is one of the most consistently polished and good series there is. as long as we don't talk about some fuckass tingle's rosy rupeeland. nice! wind waker is definitely up their in my list, but I've also only ever played the remake-

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@RAPPEROFDEATH I'm under the belief that there's no well and truly bad zelda game, only bad moments. But maybe it's because I'm a Zelda Glazer, idk. Speaking of which, Wind Waker was my first Zelda game :3c

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WROOOOONG as we can see in twilight princess, ganondorf was sealed by a different group of sages so all they did was make a gay bridge because link forgot he had a hookshot

⠀ THEY HELPED SEAL GANONDORF AWAY!!!! THEY PROTECT THE SACRED REALM WHERE THE TRIFORCE'S POWER LIES!!!!! they did also make a very gay bridge ⠀

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hm , I see ... so you don't love me at all ...

⠀ “ Ouuuugghhhh... I HATE bitter drinks... and I HATE drinks that have a head on them, foam is GROSS!! I'm gonna pour champagne down my legs and feet and make YOU drink it! Maybe you'll stop being such a sassy annoying bitch if I just degrade you a little bit! ” ⠀

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@SorryIForgor TRUTH NUKE SPIRIT TRACKS MY BELOVED maybe I'm just nostalgic since it was my first Zelda game but man it's way too overhated

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@RAPPEROFDEATH Another one I need to replay is Spirit Tracks...

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don't worry, twilight princess is kinda buns but you didn't hear that from me also tp link is a direct descendant of oot link and probably malon, so unless that girl was rattling some bones he probably died normally truth nuke, but I kinda like that it's never explained

⠀ i don't remember shit about tp i've played oot and mm a bunch but i played tp once when i was like a fucking amoeba so you're probably right i personally think we need a whole game dedicated to the fuckass aliens that brain blast malon and fuck with the cows ⠀

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@SorryIForgor albw is so good, I also haven't played it in ages. most I remember was the swamp palace I think, goated dungeon.

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@RAPPEROFDEATH They're the macguvins, always have been. I need to go back and replay ALBW, it's been a minute. Also whaddya mean unfortunate wording?

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@speakoblivion 🎷 hmmmmmmm ... mmmmmmhhh ... hhhhrrrrghhhhh ... mmmmmmmmh ... 💭

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⁫ ⁫ ⁫⁫ ‎⁫INASANITY. ‎ ⁫ ⁫*𝄢 ͡🐙@speakoblivion·2d

@RAPPEROFDEATH ally.⠀ hi im ally i write fumb stupid squid girl

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@SorryIForgor ok one, unfortunate wording. two, at least the sages DID something. sure they botched the execution but at least they managed to seal him away. but yeah the sages are always bums. except the one that lets you fast travel in albw. she's goated as hell.

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@RAPPEROFDEATH I mean, in the grand scheme of things, the final solution to Ganondorf is always useless. Even in the adult timeline where the sages sealed him away, he got revived, and then Hyrule got flooded, which led to Wind Waker

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WROOOOONG HE DIDN'T DIE LOST IN THE LOST WOODS BECAUSE THEY HAVE A GRAVE FOR HIM IN HYRULE CASTLE BOTH THE STALFOS AND HEROES SHADE BOTH DRAW INSPIRATION FROM THE GENERAL IDEA OF A WARRIOR CONTINUING TO FIGHT BEYOND DEATH, THEY ARE NOT THE SAME THING

⠀ i'm pretty sure they trap ganondorf in the sacred realm then send link back in time and he looks for navi in the lost woods and becomes a stalfos while having majora's mask weed dreams and that's the timeline that leads to tp idk ⠀

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⠀ whatever ? alright then ... drink Guinness . not nice Guinness , not a crisp pint in some Irish pub . real , pure , shit Guinness that feels heavier than your mother and has probably been sat around since last millennia . ⠀

⠀ Gently, pathetically beating her fists against Calli's chest. “ Noooooo... don't say that... I'll drink whateeever wine you want to stop you saying I smell bad and I'm nastyyy... I have a bunch of suuuper expensive champagne I was saving for my next Maldives trip!! ♡ ” ⠀

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@speakoblivion 🎷 I already am, oomf. anyway who are you

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⁫ ⁫ ⁫⁫ ‎⁫INASANITY. ‎ ⁫ ⁫*𝄢 ͡🐙@speakoblivion·2d

@RAPPEROFDEATH ally.⠀ remember me when ur twitter famous oomf

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@SorryIForgor you know, you are actually right. that just makes these bunch of bums even more useless. literally didn't even do anything.

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