Ronnie Augustyniak

My talents include and are limited to spending $50 at shoppers on nothing each week

I'm watching a documentary about puppies to help me forget that this is the America Beyonce's babies will grow up in

There's something so pure about plain cheese pizza

@megberetta yo girl! How long are you in the office for?! I'm a floor above you!

Who eats all the food made in @tasty videos

"I just love espresso you know" #sundayvibes

Someone just marched right into the toothpaste aisle and grabbed a tube without 20 minutes of deliberation is that called being an adult

I just spent 10 minutes at Walmart pretending to convince myself an avocado was ripe enough to eat

There comes a point in every young woman's life where she has to ask herself DO I have enough deodorant on to handle this

.@maryiswilde just assigned me hoe-mework what do I do

At least watching Gilmore Girls is more productive than watching chocolate stuffed churros be made (I've done both this eve)

This 2017 I am 2/2 in making my bed

I made a vegan kale Caesar salad so I guess New Years is pretty lit

There's something so intimate about passing out next to a stranger on the greyhound

I will be that mother going through the McDonalds drive through with her kids ordering a large black coffee

Fuck me up Bublé get the people going

My real question to Santa is what kind of beard oil does he use

Reddy 2 pardy #hawaiiblondes2k16

"Is it just me or are paint nights stupid?" "Idk I could get drunk and draw some shit" #hawaiiblondes2k16