ReggieBushSuperfan

Going to be my corniest self for the next 2 weeks. Putting this out now as a disclaimer so that I have an excuse for my actions over the next 2 weeks.

Bullpen catcher has to make that play @whitesox

@thfcmaeve FUCK

@RB25superfan poor reggiebushsuperfan

WHY DID U NOT LIKE MY INSTAFRAM POST AGGGH FUCK UNDONT LIKE ME IN THE SLIGHTEST

Grown ahh 23 year old Mann btw FUCK

WATCH MY STORY PLEEEEASE AND LIKE GODDDDD

sorry, but nobody is allowed in my passenger seat for the time being

My dad legit smells so BAD

Getting oddly competitive rn at mini golf

@6lake9reen Marvin bagley iii ahhhh

@RB25superfan Or better yet, if I modify my kid to be lebron but he just ends up being a bum, then I know that's a skill issue on me

if we got to the point where we can edit genes and such to the point you can essentially be anybody, how does that change what we value? Even, let’s say for arguments sake, that we can’t change personality, I still uhhhh idk think that would be weird.

SIX SEVENNNNN

THINK 30 SECONDS THINK THINK THINK

Uhhh fuck uhhhh fuk uhhhh fuck fuck fuck uhhhh fuck shit man I can’t think of anything funny to Hook the audience (please scroll down there is funny stuff maybe down there idk)

1.5 minutes left and my mind is blank

Do I address the fact that I just gained a new follower?

I regret deleting a lot of my TWEETS. While I did delete of funny tweets which does suck, I think the bigger offense is the slap in the face that is to the artistic process. Ideas need to be worked out and they aren’t all gonna be perfect

Can you pin two tweets?

Yikes was that ⬇️ the banger?

I feel like Kon Knueppel in 2006 yeah (a big ole crying baby (for those who don’t watch the NBA, Kon Knueppel is a player who was born in 2005 and was probably pretty large given his current stature))

K man 14 minutes to come up with a banger. Tweets sort by recent so come up with a hook now for anybody scrolling thru

K I’m gonna arbitrarily give myself a hard stopping point of 2:10 EST for the tweets (FOR THE X POSTS ELON 🤣🤣🤣🤣 (that joke uhh came full circle, scroll back to my first 5 tweets to understand) guess it wasn’t my last statements on the matter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)