RC deWinter

Wordle 1,802 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I hate these people today 😂😂😂

killer Trump belongs in jail

@mariewalsh18 😜

Bob had terrible BO and no matter how much he washed & scrubbed he couldn't get rid of it. He tried hundreds of soaps & shampoos but nothing seemed to work. He showered 5 times a day, kept the AC on 24/7 & avoided garlic & beans like the plague alas, people still gagged as they walked behind him. Disheartened and down to his last few dollars, Bob walked sullenly down the street. On the corner of the block was a sign that read “World's Wisest Man! A solution to all your problems or your money back!' Intrigued, Bob went in. After a short wait he was ushered in to a small room, where a monk with a long beard was meditating. A nameplate on one wall read “Weng Li” Before Bob could say a word, Weng Li began to speak. 'Heed my words child. I know of the issues that plague you.” Take this insect and let it climb along yourself every morning.” Bewildered, Bob took the jar containing the bug and left. His his odor had ruined his life for years. Surely even this was worth a shot? Once home, he started to fall asleep. He let the bug out and it all over him climbed on him for several minutes. Suddenly, Bob realized his odor was gone. Jumping for joy, he ran back into town to thank Weng Li. “Weng Li! Weng Li! I dont smell anymore! How did you know that the bug would work?” Bob cried. Weng Li gave a mysterious smile and said, “The moment my eyes fell upon you I knew all you needed was a deodor-ant.”

@piyushmittal and yet you're still breathing😎

@Shirl83949594 @ColinKi02276809 😎

@RCdeWinter @ColinKi02276809 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Larue82300 😎

@RCdeWinter 🤣

Time for me to be hugging my pillow, I hope you enjoyed tonight's nonsense and I'll see you good people next time.

@KathyWingard 😎

@RCdeWinter Good 😊 me RC!

A priest went into a barbershop for a haircut and when it was done, he asked the barber how much he owed him. The barber said, “Oh, I never charge the clergy, it’s a mitzvah for your good work.” When the barber arrived at his shop the next morning, he found a dozen small prayer booklets on the stoop along with a thank you note from the priest. A few days later a police officer came in. “How much do I owe you?” the cop asked after his haircut. “No charge, officer,” the barber answered. “I consider it a service to my community.” The next morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts on the stoop along with a thank you note from the police officer. A few days after that, a senator walked in for a haircut. “How much do I owe you?” he asked afterward. “No charge,” the barber replied. “I consider it a service to my country.” The next morning when he arrived at the shop the barber found a dozen Senators waiting on the stoop.

@Shirl83949594 sure does

@RCdeWinter Sounds about right

What kind of pasta sauce does Trump LOVE? Putinesca

If the zombie apocalypse ever comes, Trump will be one of the survivors.

disclaimer: i'm not running for prom queen. I'm not politically correct. I'm a piss and vinegar New Englander who calls a spade a spade.

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil. It was a Number 2 pencil.

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ Claus-trophobia

Why does Santa go down the chimney? Because it soots him.

and then there’s that anthem about dinky cowboys… Gnome on the Range

A rare, six-foot flower –Amorphophallus titanum – that smells like rotting corpses has bloomed in an Ohio conservatory. Florists are already ordering them by the truckload for Mother-in-Law's Day.