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RC deWinter
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Jongleur. Not the girl your mother wanted you to marry. “I’m a strong cup of coffee – dark, bitter and hot.” Love me or leave me. Alt : @hostagegina
In your dreams... Katılım Mayıs 2009
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I once dated a guy who wanted to do the French maid roleplay. The one with the skimpy dress and feather duster. It sounded hot but the joke was on me. The dress didn't fit him. And that, as they say, was the end of that.
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Declan’s wife Eileen bought a pair of crotchless knickers in an attempt to spice up their sex life.
She put them on with a short skirt and sat on the sofa opposite her husband.
Every so often she would uncross her legs enough times till her husband noticed.
Declan: Are you wearing crotchless panties?
Eileen: Yes
Declan: Thank Jaysus for that. I thought the stuffing was coming out of the sofa.
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@bassman_michael
IHMO, history might not tell us everything, as variable change constantly, however as George Santayana, is known for writing: "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." This article confirms that DJT has not read the Cliff Notes on the history of the Middle East starting fairly recently, as far as history goes: 1948.
RP
As new Iran deal faces sharp criticism, Trump seeks to widen Abraham Accords wapo.st/3PWVAwV
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@adellarumpella I always appreciate your kindness, Judy, thank you
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Jesus was playing a round of golf with John the Baptist.
They were teeing up on the 9th hole and Jesus drove the ball right onto a patch of grass in the middle of a lake.
"Out of bounds, 2 shots!" John the Baptist laughed.
"I can play from there," Jesus said.
"Not even Tiger Woods could get it from there," said John the Baptist.
"Fuck Tiger Woods – I'm Tiger Woods!” replied Jesus as he set off and walked across the lake to the ball.
A caddy came over and said, “Who does that jerk think he is? Jesus?”
“No, even worse," replied John the Baptist. “He thinks he's Tiger Woods."
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A woman came rushing in out of the garden and said to her husband,, "There's a pair of my knickers missing off the washing line."
He said, "I know, the two kids from next door have them."
She said, "The dirty little perverts."
“It's nothing like that, he replied. “They mentioned something about putting together a hammock.”
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@zhonnymao I know. I have no idea who wrote it but it really is brilliant and it finds new friends every time I post it.
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@RCdeWinter Just brilliant. Never saw it coming. That is one glorious damn joke.
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Yesterday I had a flat tire on the highway, so I eased my car over
to the shoulder, got out,
opened the trunk, took out
two cardboard men, unfolded them
and stood them at the rear
of my car facing on-coming traffic.
They're dressed in open trench coats that expose their nudity to oncoming drivers. They look so lifelike you wouldn't believe it.
Traffic started slowing down to look at my lifelike men and of course traffic began backing up.
Everyone beeped their horns and waved like crazy.
It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind me.
When he got out of his car and started walking toward me I could tell he wasn’t
a happy camper.
"What's going on here?"
he demanded.
"My car has a flat tire,"
I said.
“Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"
he demanded.
I couldn't believe he didn't know, so I said,
“Helloooooo…those are my emergency flashers.”
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those 10 Republicans must all be incels who can't find a human partner. I can't believe we still have people this ignorant this twisted this out of touch with normality that are actually lawmakers but of course look at what's squatting in the White House
GOP Ls@GOP__Ls
🚨 Louisiana Democrats introduced a bill to ban bestiality. 10 Republicans voted against it.
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Stephen Beschloss on Memorial day
In 2024, on Memorial Day at Arlington National Cemetery, President Joe Biden reflected on his son Beau, who died of brain cancer—what the loving father believed was the result of his exposure to toxic burn pits in Iraq as a soldier.
open.substack.com/pub/america/p/…
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Folks
When laying in supplies,
Get extra medications now.
For example, most of our cardiac meds come from India, they have a major shortage of LPG gas for plant electricity and production of actual medication.
The core to this Trumpery of a mess is transport times. We have low inventory on everything. It will take more time than just transport to fill up the shelves......
open.substack.com/pub/markashryo…
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this walking golem has absolutely no concept of character – it's all flash and trash with him
Headquarters@HQNewsNow
Trump says the Presidential Medal of Freedom is “much better” than the Congressional Medal of Honor because the Medal of Honor is for people who are “in very bad shape because they've been hit so many times by bullets or they're dead” while the Medal of Freedom is for “healthy, beautiful” people
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I knew this had to be #snark
read to the end if you don't remember who really did all this
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein
HOLY CRAP Trump actually accomplished a miracle. Here is what he got out of Iran: - Reduce its stockpile of enriched uranium by about 98% - Limit uranium enrichment to 3.67% purity (far below weapons-grade) - Cut the number of installed centrifuges by roughly two-thirds - Only enrich uranium at one declared site (Natanz) - Stop enrichment activities at Fordow and convert it into a research facility - Redesign the Arak heavy-water reactor so it could not easily produce weapons-grade plutonium - Ship out or dilute excess enriched uranium Allow extensive inspections by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) Permit continuous monitoring of nuclear facilities and supply chains - Accept “snap” inspections under expanded monitoring rules - Avoid building new heavy-water reactors for years - Stay within strict limits on uranium stockpile size and centrifuge development for set periods ranging from 10–25 years Ooops, sorry! That was the JCPOA that Obama signed with Iran, only to have him tear it up, kill 140 kids, get hundreds of Americans injured, 13 killed, and gas prices to surge 50%.
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#Pontifex is right, too many use it to spread false information and outrageous propaganda as truth.
IMO #AI is the weaponized virtual #Trump
Pope Leo Warns of Risks From A.I. in 42,300-Word Encyclical nytimes.com/2026/05/25/wor… via @NYTimes
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this is getting to be an everyday thing but no one should be surprised because birds of a dirty feather really do stick together and if you're not appalled and embarrassed that the ugly orange face of our country to the world is also a pedophile you're either a #pedophile yourself a complete #hypocrite or just plain stupid
Reich-Wing Watch@ReichWingWatch
🚨Texas Trump supporter and self-described “ordained minister,” Ken Bulsterbaum, 62, has been arrested for allegedly s*xually abusing multiple children spanning years. This is the third MAGA child predator I’ve discovered just today. This is an epidemic!
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Pope Leo Warns of Risks From A.I. in 42,300-Word Encyclical nytimes.com/2026/05/25/wor… via @NYTimes
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