Bello Hamza Abdulrahman

Glad tidings to all those who believe. The best moment is when your In shaa Allah turns to Alhamdulilah.

If this happens in my country whoever arrives early will pack as much as they can and resell them.

Back in the early 2000s, there was a period when people stopped eating beans because it was allegedly poisonous and killing people. It was so serious that families were warned to avoid beans completely. But beans happened to be my dad’s favourite food 😭 That man could eat beans 5 times a week without complaining. After about 2 weeks without it, he finally told my mum, “If I perish, I perish… cook beans for me.” My mum was scared too, but she couldn’t bring herself to say no. So this woman travelled all the way from Lagos to Ibadan just to buy beans because she believed the “poisoned beans” might not have reached there yet. When she got back, she cooked it. But when the food was ready, my mum served herself a good portion first and ate it alone. Then she told my dad: “If you don’t hear from me in 2 hours, come and check on me.” She locked herself inside the kitchen because people said those who ate the beans usually died within 30–40 minutes. My dad waited. One hour passed. Then two. Finally, he knocked on the kitchen door. My mum opened it perfectly fine 😭❤️ That was when she explained she ate first to make sure it was safe before giving it to him and the rest of us. Omo… my dad’s love and respect for that woman increased instantly. Till today, I still remember how he kept telling people about the wife who was willing to risk her life first just so her family could eat safely. That night, we all ate the beans together ❤️

10 years old me when the teacher said ozone layer is getting destroyed.

Homeland Security ? When this shop open ?

Howard Webb, Chris Kavanagh and Michael Oliver arriving at Arsenal’s player of the year awards ceremony:

Napoli i can’t thank you enough mehn, may almighty God bless you.🙏🏾 As for Barcelona, may you remain poor. 🫵🏽

Until the end, together.

"Write a letter to your friend in another school telling him to....."🤦😭

Person wey dey collect loan because e no fit pay schools, dey donate over 10m naira for Tinubu expression of interest form. Okay oo. 🤣🤣🤣

Class: the answer is 10 Me: no it’s 27 “Class laughs” Teacher: he’s correct. Me:

Factually 😂😂

He ain't even run that whole marathon so that cheater ain't finish shit

✅West Ham 1-1 Arsenal. ✅Arsenal 0-0 Burnley. ✅Crystal palace 2-1 Arsenal. 🚨PSG 2-0 Arsenal.(CL) 🔏And we call it a season.

West Ham have the opportunity to relegate Spurs and stop Arsenal from winning the league West Ham, please save Football.

Tomorrow. 4:30pm. We will fight to the death.

They are accusing him of promising to do his job, he quickly dismissed the allegations 😂😂😂 I would like to be a politician in Nigeria.

Werey wan go chop food wey neva done, now e don Bournemouth 😭😭😭

“Real Madrid’s next game: Tchouameni makes a wrong pass…” La Liga camera to Valverde:

Small club move. Any serious club would ship off both players to Manchester United in exchange for disciplined and world class players like Ugarte.

Valverde to Man United, Caicedo to Real Madrid, Ugarte to Chelsea. That’s the only way to resolve the entire drama