Jeff

Luckily I'm good

@BlueJays What

UPDATE: DH George Springer was removed from today's game with a left big toe fracture.

Am hearing the Bills are prepared to make a big splash at the Draft Source: Dianna Russini, who told me this while I was balls deep inside her

BREAKING: There are reports Poilievre plans on resigning once Carney gets a majority.

@BlueJays @BuffaloBisons @DunedinBlueJays HITLER DEAD

ROSTER MOVES: 🔹 LHP Joe Mantiply and RHP Austin Voth selected to Major League Roster and will be active today 🔹 RHP Lazaro Estrada and LHP Brendon Little optioned to Triple-A 🔹 RHP Cody Ponce and OF Anthony Santander transferred to 60-day IL

Brandon Little is worse than Hitler.

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@BlueJays Can you give me opening day tickets admin

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@_NYJudge @BlueJays Job

That’s our Gold Glove first baseman!

It's grotesque how American political culture turns absolutely everything (TV shows, hobbies, religion, other countries, etc.) into fodder for an endless Schmittian political trench war. Canada is designated "left". Therefore, American conservatives must performatively hate everything about Canada while American liberals must performatively praise everything about it. Neither view Canada as a real place with real people, but just a political theme park. It's either the Disney Castle or the Haunted Mansion depending on their ideology. Obviously, the reality of Canada doesn't reflect either of these cartoonish hyperreal images. However, this serves as the axiom for most political discourse on the country. It has gotten to the point that Canadians now view their own country through this distorted Americanized lens.

Every mid major consists of: A cold white boy who is somehow on his 6th year of eligibility, a 7'2" dude from Eastern Europe, a dude who has transferred out of at least 3 other schools, a hyper athletic black dude who got kicked out of a blue blood program and some guy named Doug

Is #2 on Santa Clara retarded?

Did TSN just really switch off a tie game with 3 seconds left do they could cut to Curling and then cut back into action on TSN 4 after regulation was already over? What the fuck

@JonRothstein @FDSportsbook This is Fanduel? Sellout.

TODAY’S GAMES TO WATCH: TCU/Ohio State Louisville/South Florida BYU/Texas Via @FDSportsbook.

Pete Rose isn't in the Hall of Fame though

@BlueJays Tirotta got sent down twice smh

ROSTER MOVES: 🔹 C Brandon Valenzuela has been optioned to Triple-A The following players have been assigned to Minor League camp - 🔹 C Robert Brooks 🔹 INF Rafael Lantigua 🔹 INF Riley Tirotta 🔹 INF Carlos Mendoza 🔹 INF Josh Rivera

Ji

Objectively, the Aaron Judge of the NFL is Lamar Jackson