RED-Medic 🟥

Currently employed at RED, primarily providing medical assistance. Do *NOT* question my expertise—I *am* a doctor, after all. Undeniably so. Danke für Ihre Kooperation.

Had a delightful weekend. A most agreeable outdoor BBQ, even with limited ingredients and calories thoroughly exceeded... augh.

#tf2 #tf2medic

@thesharpbird You are flattering me. I’m always generous- medical compassion, after all! Not to rush you, but. do pencil me in. I *KNOW* you’d *NEVER* try to fob me off with mere praise.

@RED_Medic0929 I am genuinely impressed by your kind nature, Medic. I will give it some thought.

Ja, meine lieben Freunde! During my absence, I’ve been conducting research- undeniably! *Science!* Medically adjacent science! Stop calling me a fantasy-prone madman.

@thesharpbird Come on. Zat won't be a problem! I never refuse *kind-hearted* volunteers... even from other teams.

@RED_Medic0929 Maybe I am not a coward, but I am not on your team.

@daydream777_ T1m3 t0 mak3 s0m3 m3ss 💡💡💡

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@thesharpbird You are *clearly*, *absolutely*, *100%* *not* a coward. Am I right?

@RED_Medic0929 Haha. Hm. Well.

Dear Mr. Redmond, Sure! But I'm afraid that was too late. So Nein. Curiously, ''RED Medic''

@thesharpbird You! Yes, YOU. Herr Spy! What do you think about *becoming a volunteer*?

@RED_Medic0929 Me?

@thesharpbird I agree! Then what do *you* think about zis?

@RED_Medic0929 What a bunch of cowards.

just hanging with the other flockers

practicing my 2nd style:3 #medictf2 #tf2 #fanart #sillygoober

Medic 😻 #TF2 #medicTF2

Um-vell, of course. I need a little investment and volunteers now. Theory exists, but it still needs practice! Anyone sign up?

I’ll install a small abdominal hatch, sever your gastric connection, attach two ports, and finally—provide you with 'lunch-pack stomach pouches' filled with food. Simply *replace* them when you skip meals! (Approximately 90% risk of fatal infection.)

I'm conducting research on *Lunch-Replacement Stomachs*. You may ask: What is zis? Allow me to explain! Literally as it sounds—when you *don't* want lunch but *must* consume nutrients to sustain basic physiological functions, Zis will save you!

@yeyuelovesnow Thank you, Silly! But let me correct one thing: I am ze one and only god. At least in ze battlefield... Verehrt mich.

@RED_Medic0929 Pray for you🥹

You should know by now zat I occasionally do things zat might seem... *lacking in common sense*, usually after extended periods of overwork. For instance, I just tried to wash fallen ice cubes- ze ones covered in dust - with tap water before putting them back in drinks. Aww!

Danke for 100 followers! Vell. I didn't know you people liked watching an *old man* who complain to himself so much!