The Pyro

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I believe it is now time for battle. Soldier suggested that I bring my flare gun. I decided otherwise.

More scouts. Set them all on fire.

Hm. I think I need to buy myself a horribly over-priced hat from the Mannco. store...

Spent my morning setting Scouts on fire. They deserved it.

Still cannot find that Spy. He must have escaped and left Teufort entirely.

Maybe that Spy is hiding back within his base? Very common with those Spies around here.

Yesterday was busy. Set three spies on fire. Unfortunately, the last one escaped. Must find him.

Does anyone fancy a bbq?

Spies are not your friend. Even ally ones. That is why I am alive.

I don't like computers. Engineer says I shouldn't set them on fire. It is tempting.

Soldier told me to. I don't like Soldier. Always going on about his heads. But here I am. What can I set on fire?