Mister Jane Doe

No Twitter, you tell ME what's happening. I won't trust this potentially-commie-world-destrcution-plotting-device with ANY information!

Each and every man and Pyro under my command owes me 100 robot scalps. And I want my scalps.

Today is a good day for trampling and squashing MAGGOTS under my boot.

Move over Canadia, it's OUR TURN tomorrow! AMERICA.

AMERICA.

Rocket fuel? Inside of rockets? That monkey might be on to something...

INCOMING W+M1s! RT @TeamFortress Pyromania: Day One fb.me/ElO3oaD3

INCOMING!!

Damnitmaggots.

Get a job you fruit-basket, artsy fartsy hippie.

Goldrush/Granary/Gravel Pit is waiting for you pansies if you want to come back to PC games now.

America! halolz.com/2012/05/15/ave…

I want ALL soldiers on alert! There will be no afternoon napping as long as the BLUs continue to be a menace to humanity!

Maggots.

Know what? I admit it. I'm in love with America. ALL of America and her beauty. Even the pansies, fruit baskets and sissies that live here.

Saxton Hale is up to his crazy antics again. twitpic.com/9fq61u

Back when I started in the army, we didn't have handbooks for new employees. We just shot rockets at each other to find out what worked.

I will bring back the vuvuzela into existence JUST to torture BLU maggots!

I DON'T NEED NO ANCIENT DRAGON LANGUAGE TO SHOUT YOU INTO OBLIVION. MAGGOT.

I hate pansies who don't win wars. They are pansies!