Rodney Hardpole

Kate's Command: The complete series available now through #KindleUnlimited #Femdom #Erotica #BDSM #Watersports also available from the Amazon store as e-book and paperback. amazon.co.uk/Rodney-Hardpol…

Finally got around to publishing some of my old ebooks in paperback.

@richolsonwriter None , I put it down to a diet ruich in dairy!

@SallysRaveCave Ah canny see!

The boy is banging on about paintballing this morning and how cool it is and all I can think is how dangerous this is. #Scarredforlifeby90skidsTV

Happy mothers day, Pi day and steak and blow job day! I have already made the pie 🥧

Revenge + Humor + Sex + Confessions = "What Jill told Steven" Read it for FREE w/kindleunlimited amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01KSB…

@cheesefries02 Jalapeños!

Jalapeños or no jalapeños

I love #erotica, so I’m doing a #writerslift just for us erotica authors! Show me your published books and where to buy them, and I'll retweet them through the day. Like and RT to spread the word! #writingcommunity #erotica #shamelessselfpromosaturday

@Chickacoop1 @JudyRamsook Many Thanks Kate's Command: The complete series available now through #KindleUnlimited #Femdom #Erotica #BDSM #Watersports also available from the Amazon store as e-book and paperback. amazon.co.uk/Rodney-Hardpol…

@JaeMargal No, but only because the garden is too small!

Would you live here?

All my books are available on Amazon and some are on Kindle unlimited. They are all HEA, and slow burn amazon.com/Joy-Eileen/e/B… #kindle #kindleunlimited #freebooks #indieauthor #author

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Actual argument I had with one of my students today was that Mariah Carey did not discover Radium!

@Workinghans Have to admit it was only my second thought 😉

Anyone else see this, and their first thought was "omg.. I want that bed.."?

Been a long while since beer was this cheap!

@SallysRaveCave After losing his job due to Covid he followed the advice of the government skills assessment quiz and is now retraining as a gynaecologist!

A bloke on here once asked me to send him a photo of my "gaping" vagina right after giving birth. A reminder that there's many bad dangers in the world.

How narrow must the road be if only skinny sheep can fit through?

@SallysRaveCave @heartshapedoll Emmerdale Farm

@heartshapedoll The Emmerdale plane crash of 1993

Genuine question, to lighten the mood, and to learn more about you all, what would be your Specialist Subject on Mastermind? (Mine would be the life and works of Sylvia Plath) 📣 TELL ME!