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🙏🏻 In loving memory of my buddy Guinness. He passed in 2020 and a part of me went with him. I’m not a huge fan of the human race and I so treasure my furry friendships. Guinness always watched my back. He wouldn’t allow anyone I didn’t know to get too close to me. ❤️🐾😔

@SteveInmanClips @SteveInman I was hoping Felipe was going to do a flip-a-doodle-doo! You have to love street justice since the justice system is failing us these days. Bravo!

Never go behind the counter without an invite.

@mchooyah They should be more thankful no one got seriously hurt or killed. I am surprised though that the difference between a fence & a wall wasn’t caught on the mock-up practices. It’s the little things that can mess us up in life. Stay well, Rob. 👍🏻

I’m watching the new Navy SEAL doc on Netflix. Says we crashed a $60 million helicopter. Since we never got the reward and with today’s inflation… sheeeeittt… we saved Uncle Sugar some money!

@Super70sSports And your soon to be ex-wife will take the remaining 50%! 😵‍💫🤣

Sure, other airlines may get you where you want to go, but when you need to get laid all across this fine nation without breaking your budget, trust Delta.

@mchooyah Only a year? You lucky bastard.

Anyone else having a rough day for about a year now?😂

@MikeVacc That’s a good brother right there. May God bless them both. 🙏🏻

The coolest thing about this #Knicks run is seeing more and more fans become familiar with Mitch & Hannah Widmeier, the best play-by-play man you’d never heard (until recently) and the sister who inspired him to make magic with his microphone. We introduced them to you March 29.

@LegendsNascar @SherryStrongOC 🙏🏻😔

Sherry Pollex would have been 47 today #RIP #SherryStrong 💙

@GarySinise Bless you, Mr. Sinise. We need more stand-up people like you in this country. My best regards to you & your family. 🙏🏻

On May 7, 2026, it was an honor to welcome U.S. Army Captain (Ret.) Leslie Nicole Smith to her brand new specially adapted smart home built by the Gary Sinise Foundation. I have known Leslie for over 20 years and watched her face incredible challenges during, and since her military service, including the loss of her leg due to a blood infection contracted while serving in Bosnia 2001-2002, and also much of her eyesight. She is legally blind. Yet she continues to live with remarkable strength, positivity, and a deep commitment to helping other veterans and their families. She is an inspiration to so many of us, and I’m grateful we could provide a home that will support her for years to come. Welcome home, Leslie.

@mchooyah Slow down, Popeye. First shoving McDonald’s down your gullet now hoarding the cake. Someone got the munchies? 🤔😉

If you eat the entire carrot cake without cutting it. No knife. Did you only have one piece? Information purposes only…

@Kenny_Wallace Dude, you look like your mom’s dad! 😬😂

Went into Moms bedroom and laid in her bed and had a great talk. Happy Mother Day everyone 😁❤️ I look rough and Mom looks great 😂

@coltford 🙏🏻

I’m missing my Momma today this was from the Back Video. We both look a little different lol but Wow what an Awesome Mother You are. Y’all make sure You thank all those Amazing Mothers that make the World a Better Place. Happy Mothers Day

❤️ Happy Mother’s Day to all of my Twitter friends’ Mothers, whether they’re here with you or if they’re in heaven. 🙏🏻🪽

@mchooyah I would trust an animal more than humans any day of the week. This mirror was in the Bronx Zoo way back when and it’s 100% accurate.

When wild animals attack, you cannot blame them, it’s their nature. I wouldn’t recommend trying to live with them due to guilt but you do you.

@mchooyah @greggutfeld @PlanetTyrus Greg flips them with cuddles & Tyrus does it with body slams.

So @greggutfeld just said “He’s flipped more men than me during Fleet Week” about @PlanetTyrus and I think we need to stop and appreciate the depth of this joke…😂

@mchooyah But are you farting because of the dick stuff? 💨

I don’t cheat, I quit drinking and I believe in Jesus. If my only vice is a few dick and fart jokes and you unfollow me, I wish you wouldn’t. Stick around and just comment one of these 🖕(I made you read that)…😂🖕

@mchooyah Where else can you spend $9.00 for a cup of hot swill and be called this to boot. 🤔

Keep it simple: Stop letting Starbursts F you, learn how to make your favorite coffee and then save up to buy nice shit that you like…

@mchooyah I thought that was Rosanne Barr for a moment. 🤔

Easy, Thelma, there’s a BEVERAGE here, man…

@mchooyah nypost.com/2026/05/02/us-… Rob, thank you to you & your teammates. Stay well.

15 years ago we successfully completed Operation Neptune’s Spear. Possessive, but nobody believes me. Here’s a way to remember: Navy SEALs took King Neptune’s Spear (a Trident) and shoved it up bin Laden’s ass. Also possessive…

@mchooyah His Cinnabons weren’t too bad either.

@mchooyah Let’s be thankful they’re not proficient with guns.

For a party that hates guns, they sure do shoot at republicans a lot…