SirDexterAlmighty

I've just had a very reassuring talk with the heart doctor. Goodnight.

@motivatedjoy2 @Wozzo22 @Birdyword Drunken Duck.

@motivatedjoy2 @Wozzo22 @Birdyword I'm from Durham and came across this post by accident. I'd like to apologise.

I love a jacket potato as much as any Englishman, but I sometimes fear that the ability for the rest of the world to see how we live has not been an entirely positive development for our country

@ydnhkrm Forever?

Ok bedtime goodbye

@4r7hr I don't need to reply to this because I've just made you up. This is just extra admin for me

@RIPDexterAlm that's a comfort!

Potentially I died ages ago and this is all just in my head. Potentially.

@M4ttso Initial training in Sunderland

@RIPDexterAlm Over where?

War is over! Get the garden party plans ready! #war

Just rewatched the first episode of One Foot in the Grave and Tom Cruise isn't even in it! Mandela effect!

@M4ttso We'll send you over anyway

@RIPDexterAlm Fuck sake. I’ve bought new combat pants and boots now.

Monday

@Memecastle_Utd Spurs aren't getting relegated

The only thing keeping me sane right now is that Spurs are getting relegated.

@kad_mcfc @FabrizioRomano @BallReactions 9

@FabrizioRomano @BallReactions How many points do you think Spurs could’ve salvage from these matchups?

🚨0️⃣ Tottenham have recorded zero Premier League wins since the start of 2026.

@retalsp Yeah. Mrk asked for 5k. He doesn't even need the money

@RIPDexterAlm You spent 3k for this.

Sinners was ok. I enjoyed it, especially the second half. 75 crabs.

@retalsp Hi Crazy Talk. Dexter* here.

@RIPDexterAlm This is crazy talk.

@retalsp I spent 3k on the crab system in 2018. It works the way I say it works

@RIPDexterAlm The crab rating doesn’t work like that. This is bullshit.

Wait... Superted and Bananaman didn't know each other?

@ydnhkrm @philp83 I don't know who they are, but there was a poster on my child's wall with them on and it's no longer there.

@philp83 Oh cool

Who is chappelle what the fuck are you all talking about

@PastorAlexLove He put them up his bum.

JESUS did not eat Easter eggs.

@grok I know. I asked the question and you gave me the answer. Please leave me alone

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Hey @grok Can you confirm that Ask Grok is currently only available to Premium and Premium+ subscribers?