that one lifted miata

Ok y’all May/June 2024 we are all taking off. Chilling at home or pool/lake and maybe a nature or two. No exceptions

@carlsboots Steve is right

My new mentor, Steve, told me to not work too hard and I’m gonna take that to heart

@binnibordo 👀

@RIPeter_ Assuming

crazy how after you turn 30 there’s a whole decade before you turn 40 (assuming you remain alive)

@parmejuan Shrimp at play

@kimandgo The border war was fought via hang glider

I dreamt there was a huge geological rift at the missouri-kansas border and the most common way across was via hangglider

This is the kind of power we, as Americans, can harness when given one extra day of rest. Now imagine one more day off, and another, and another. We’d be unstoppable.

@carlsboots @rrrrennnn Im with Carl

@rrrrennnn I’ll fucking beat them up

@rrrrennnn same

teasing and making fun with your buds is great and all but tbh I’d rather just like respect each other and hold their divine essence as sacred and shit

@rrrrennnn I dare you 😈

been trying my hand at t shirt design 😌 Would you wear these? 🤔💯🧐

@emoryadair When was the last time you saw a mf eat pumpernickel

reminder to make egg salad

@binnibordo Ohhh you said it was chill I didn’t have to pay this month remember?

Lol @ my landlord

don’t give a fric … or a frac for that matter

Tbh if concerts were in the morning I’d go to every one

ngl this crap is fricked up

life goals include: - laughing with glee at 10am on a Wednesday