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@TheFrankSkinner @TheLovelyEggs Come to Birmingham Library instead. Biggest public library in Europe, and there’s a gift shop for all your fringed bookmark needs!!

Frank and Holly’s day out to the British Library… sans Medieval Women 🏰📚

@TheFrankSkinner Jodrell Bank. For the benefit of Emily and Pierre. It really is real!!

Frank recently tried his hand at becoming a living statue, let’s just say there were some mixed reviews… Today’s episode of the podcast is available now! Get in touch at frankofftheradio@avalonuk.com ✉️

@TheFrankSkinner @pierrenovellie @Divine_Miss_Em Surely the Frank Skinner Podcast Commemorative Coin (TM) will bear the legend “Life is a growtesck pantomime” in honour of young Noah Hopkins. I only fear that there might not be enough gold in the world to capture the likeness of Frank’s ample head

So, what’s on the menu in Hell? Frank has some ideas 🍨 Today’s episode of the podcast is available now! Get in touch at frankofftheradio@avalonuk.com ✉️

@TheFrankSkinner People Frank shares his birthday with, courtesy of The Guardian

Workshopping some mansplaining alternatives on today’s episode of the podcast! Listen now on all of your usual podcast platforms. Get in touch at frankofftheradio@avalonuk.com ✉️

@TheFrankSkinner Happy birthday Frank! And to St Thomas Aquinas of course. Also my brother Ian’s birthday if you fancy giving him a shoutout on the podcast. (I doubt it, but just if you do)

@Baddiel Currently enjoying reading My Family. The 6th Form Review bit made me think about the one at my school in 1993 where our two middle-aged, very serious History teachers were persuaded to perform a fabulous version of History Today. Shout out to Mrs Holmes and Mrs Thorne

@Herring1967 Scary isn’t it? My mom said to me “How’s he going to get out of this?” but I don’t think he’ll even bother. And his fans will support him. And that’s really scary

To think that picture will be in history books

@TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie Meanwhile, cats have “roving commission”, meaning they can go where they want and do as they please. I learned this fact from the Frank Skinner radio show back in the day. Where are listeners of commercial radio to get their animal related legal advice now Frank’s been dumped??

Definitely not letting you ease into the week with this one…🐾👀 Frank discusses zonal marking for dogs on today’s episode of the podcast, which is available now on all of your usual podcast platforms! Get in touch at frankofftheradio@avalonuk.com ✉️

@TheFrankSkinner @pierrenovellie @Divine_Miss_Em It IS the nuclear football. N Korea blurred out his jeans in a broadcast because jeans are a symbol of western decadence but it’s really because he’s using his clothes to communicate messages to his handlers. It’s the only explanation for those shirt/jacket things he wears!

So, what do YOU think is in Alan’s mysterious briefcase? 🧳 Todays’s episode of the podcast is available now on all of your usual podcast platforms! Get in touch at frankofftheradio@avalonuk.com

@sandwellcouncil Any chance of asking the street cleaning team to visit St Paul’s Road, Smethwick (B67) between Bertram Road and Topsham Road? We were literally wading through litter on the journey to nursery today. Piles of rubbish on the pavement

@AndyWoo58184199 @jonhopswan @Singinaccountnt I pretty much only come on to twitter a couple of times a week now hoping to see gems like this. Feels a bit like the toilet scene in Trainspotting

@jonhopswan @Singinaccountnt Was he sentenced to a Long-Life Sentence?

No doubt ITV will reference the famous 1980's Milk advert during the Liverpool v Accrington Stanley build-up, but I wonder whether they'll reveal that the lad who actually delivers the iconic line was sentenced to life imprisonment for a brutal murder in 2023 #themagicofthecup

@Baddiel Looks like you’ve got a beautiful feline salt and pepper set on the table!

How I eat most meals these days.

@TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie Swearing on the podcast now? Are you just trying to fit in with the cool kids at Spiritland?!? Michael McIntyre’s people will be rescinding their The Wheel invitations!

An all-new Ibiza Megamix by…Frank? 😎 💥 We take a dive back into the rave on today’s episode of the podcast, which is available on all of your usual platforms. Get in touch at Frankofftheradio@avalonuk.com ✉️

@Wolvesblogger @TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie “Dumped by Absolute” is nice isn’t it?

@TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie Praise redacted. The Radio Times article (not the Times Radio) that was mentioned.

And now, time for a brief Afterlife Interlude…the next episode of the podcast is available now! You can find it on all of your usual podcast platforms. Get in touch at frankofftheradio@avalonuk.com ✉️

@BBCNews @ADouglass22 Isn’t that Alan Partridge?

Johnnie Walker: Radio's rock 'n' roll pirate bbc.in/40i1HOR

@RyderandAmies Any idea what college this scarf is from? Bought from a charity shop just because of the claret and blue stripes #avfc

@TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie But the question on all our lips is…….Did Frank watch David’s turn on The Wheel??

Investigating some strange sponsors on the latest episode of the podcast, which is available now on all of your usual platforms! Get in touch at frankofftheradio@avalonuk.com ✉️

@Baddiel Happy with my presents today. Merry Catmas! 🐱🐱🐱🐱

Merry Chrismukah.

@jonhopswan @AndyWoo58184199 @TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie @mkn1ght @astevehall @Anna “So the dentist said ‘Just demonstrate your flossing technique for me’ Honestly officer, this has all just been a terrible misunderstanding”

@AndyWoo58184199 @TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie @mkn1ght @astevehall @RJ18742 @Anna I'm sure that 'Flossing' technique was not quite what the creators of Fortnite had in mind.

The first time Frank Skinner has tripped the light fantastic publicly since he danced to the Vengaboys in his underpants 25 years ago!! @TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie @mkn1ght @jonhopswan @astevehall @RJ18742 @anna

@AndyWoo58184199 @TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie @astevehall @mkn1ght @ionafazer97 @Anna30478487 @simonofsudbury Maybe this policy of non-communication between different body parts is why Frank don’t dance

Frank Skinner's covert philanthropy is now acknowledged on his Wikipedia page... you're welcome, Frank! Andy Wood, Brontë Country, West Yorkshire @TheFrankSkinner @Divine_Miss_Em @pierrenovellie @astevehall @RJ18742 @mkn1ght @ionafazer97 @Anna30478487 @simonofsudbury