Renée Laaser

It isn’t even 6 am and @LazePxP is already on his second Diet Coke. Must be tournament weekend! #ladyclassic

Only $432 from our goal of $2K... I'm running in the Chicago Half Marathon this June to build support for mental health. Your donation will make a serious impact. Partnering with @laasersladybug Society, the @LazePxP and @RJB_Laaser Support! gofund.me/5e39a7f8

@HeftTamara @LazePxP You should have come for tacos!

@LazePxP @RJB_Laaser I really need to meet you....I love your mission!

Show us some love by eating some tacos! Hope to see you at @torchystacos 🌮❤️

Decades of Jon’s Diet Coke consumption has culminated to this ❤️

@LazePxP Welp, at least everyone in the RVA had been warned 🤷🏻‍♀️ also, Go Birds 🦅

@zoowithroy @POTUS You are a national treasure. And #gobirds 🦅

I know that for a lot of Republicans on the Hill their dream is to cut Social Security and Medicare. Well, let me say this. If that’s your dream, I'm your nightmare.

@IshanLamba3304 @LazePxP I swear I was just staring at the screen waiting for Gronk to grow a 3rd arm and show that he caught the Hail Mary. I was in disbelief and refused to believe we won 😂🙌🏼

@LazePxP @RJB_Laaser I feel like Renée was all of us rooting for the Eagles that Super Bowl "Oh God no no no" *ball bounces around then hits the ground* *frantically checks at the clock, it's 0:00* *looks back at the game* "OH MY GOD IT'S OVER" Go Birds on Sunday!

Which Kelce will it be . . . . Come out & support a great cause! #KelceBowl

*ahem* GO BIRDS! 🦅

@Hokies74 @LazePxP

@LazePxP @RJB_Laaser Drink one for me!!!!!!

So… what do y’all do on a regular Sunday?

Stay tuned for the live tweeting as we unpack and I think “what a-hole packed this box??” Knowing that it’s me. I’m the a-hole I’ll be cursing off

You like tacos, I like tacos, @torchystacos makes the best tacos so let’s meet up on April 5th and enjoy tacos together while supporting the Ladybugs 🐞 ❤️🖤🌮

Thoughts and prayers to the producer of the next live @SportsCenter as he or she deletes the entire rundown that they had prepared before Brady’s announcement

I’m sorry in advance…. that said, Go Birds!!! 🦅 #FlyEaglesFly

@PeteMoris @rachelbonnetta But where’s her Wawa coffee? #gobirds

@rachelbonnetta Paging @RJB_Laaser | #FlyEaglesFly

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, YOUR FOUR FINALISTS✨✨✨✨✨✨👑

@1stUltimateRAM That’s probably justified 😂 but still, go birds! 🦅

It might be best if i avoid you 2 for a few days! GO Laaser's!

You knew what you were marrying in to #gobirds 🦅

Thanks to everyone who came out to support @laasersladybugs We raised a lot of money for an important cause & made some great memories. Shoutout to my fellow bartenders & huge props to Jon & Renee Laaser for their dedication to improving mental health resources in schools.