R.J. Benetti

Big news. I’ve finally launched my website/online store (rjbhorror.com)!! I’ve you’ve ever wanted signed books and merchandise, I’d recommend stopping by! You can also preorder The Slappening: Two Year Slapanniversary hardcover pictured below:

@waynefenlon Sorry to hear that, hopefully we’ll get to catch up again at a future one!

12 minutes of irreverence with maniac @RJBenetti youtube.com/watch?si=CFpkZ…

I finally sent out my first newsletter. I have a few special announcements in there, so if you're interested in what I'm working on, feel free to check it out! open.substack.com/pub/rjbenetti/…

@pinheadspawn I’ll have to have you on, we need to spread the word about the chimpanzees 😂

@RJBenetti dude....sounds awesome

Excited to announce my new podcast, 12 Minutes of Terror with R.J. Benetti. It’s sort of a mix of Between Two Ferns and real questions. First episode is dropping this Thursday with a very special guest!

@candace_nola @brownlie_craig @candace_nola I do 😂😂

@pinheadspawn @BrianKeene Haha, you da man!! Was great catching up again!

@RJBenetti @BrianKeene I know you. who cares about anyone else :)

Huge congrats to @BrianKeene on his well-deserved J.F. Gonzalez Lifetime Achievement Award. Brian’s been extremely nice and generous to me… even when I was less known than I am now (still not very well known). Thankful to have him as a friend!

Thanks @thisislinz!! 🍻 💀

I think this might be one of my best short stories yet. In a world where faucets flow with vodka, oceans brim with IPA, lakes lap with bourbon, and ale rains from the sky, alcohol becomes a driver of ever-present horror. Read and see how!💀 🥃 godless.com/products/pints…

Chapbooks now available!! Hamster’s Ball: amazon.com/Hamsters-Ball-… Just Another Bloodbath at Camp Woe-Be-Gone: amazon.com/Just-Another-B…?

@UptownHorror @PhthaloGray Comparing the story to The Twilight Zone is a high honor, thanks @UptownHorror!!

@PhthaloGray @RJBenetti A sex addict gets a genie to help him overcome his addiction. The Genie grants his wish and makes it so that any time he climaxes there are grave consequences. It's like an x-rated Twilight Zone episode 🔥

Currently reading THE CUM GENIE by @RJBenetti 💀

@UptownHorror Thanks, hope you enjoy!!

@thisislinz thanks!! Im trying to figure out how to Twitter!

Want a short, funny Valentine’s tale frothing with grotesqueries? Look no further, VD Day is currently free on @godlesshorrors!!

Santa Muerte Claus by R.J. Benetti For full review visit… horrorbookwormreviews.com