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@racingblogger GCW

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@BoxingShrew What’s the eggscuse?

@Rmcfmjay Fabregas

98% will fail. Guess the player Level: Difficult

@Rhodri152 That’s Roger off American Dad, surely?

Oh fuck off. Where’s he been during each loss?

@jaredwright17 What’s lethal is missing other kicks

Fin Smith, take a bow. That was lethal!

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@_onlyscott Gary’s brother

Romelu Lukaku and Marouane Fellaini excluded, name a player that played for Manchester United and Everton Difficult

@RacingPost Haiti to make all

Willie Mullins on Galopin Des Champs: Boodles Cheltenham Gold Cup, 8-1 "He had a very hard race at Christmas for his first run, which I didn't like, but we had to do it. He ran a nice race at the DRF but I just felt his Christmas race impacted a little bit on his finishing position. He needed that. As he gets older, he probably needs softer ground and that would be a big help to him. He's in good order. I think he's still of an age where he can be competitive and still has the ability."

@elsdawg Godzilla

no one’s saying it but we’re ALL thinking it

@racingblogger Bobdog

What beats "TEAHUPOO" in the Stayers' Hurdle in thirty two days time? It looks like his to lose on paper for Robcour.

@itvracing @LeglockLuke They wouldn’t put him there for nothing

🗣"He's just absolutley extrodinary isn't he, how wrong can you be" Luke Harvey will not be doubting Jonbon after the Clarence House #ITVRacing | @LeglockLuke

Cobden doesn’t get Jonbon home from there. And that’s the hill I’m on #ITVRacing

@racingblogger Stick to the ponies bro

I don’t know where to start or where to end. That was a shambolic performance yet again! 🤬 So many players went missing when we needed them.

@AtTheRaces @LukeElderTV @LynchySSR @Ascot Jimmy Bowen knows how to get a tune

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🗣"We'll give it our best shot" James Bowen replaces Harry Cobden aboard Jonbon in the Clarence House Chase #ITVRacing

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@rukky_poshh Toffee crisp wrapper

If condom is not available, what can someone use for protection?