Yup. Cob

Do we still touch grass around here?

@N0t_Josh Drive fast and take chances brotherman. You could just hit the cross country gold split 😈

Ripping through Wyoming and Nebraska today! 16hour drive behind be and another 24 to go!! We got this

@N0t_Josh They're both fermented, idk how this could be more obvious

I just heard the phrase "that's not cheese that's alcohol" what tf could they be talking about.

@devinconnors But think about all the juicy bants devin :( /s

No worthwhile good comes from being able to talk to the other team when you get scored on or when you score on them, sorry.

@jbot801 Part of me will miss being spawn camped by you. Another part of me is so glad that I can finally tell you TO FUCK OFF ITS SO ANNOYING :)

COB IS OFF THE JOB - New beginnings :) Read: tl.gd/n_1ss19eh

and I thought the most chaotic month of my life was over :(

Streaming our #RLCS Spring Split Qualifier matches in 30 minutes! Come watch the boys: @RL_Jacob @creamzrl @SpyderRL Casting: @Chixxa_rl & @ThunderBIsMe #FOBMOB | twitch.tv/FOBisLIVE

@taylorginqui @TheBopPops This is the ego boost of my life, time to ride this high for the next 6 months

now, for the most important question I’ve ever asked… who are the most good looking rocket league players you know? 😳

@SunlessKhan @RLtvcom Im sorry to hear about your disastrous cock surgery, but thrilled that you could find the will to come back through NAs lord and savior Turbopalooza. I've had a similar experience and thank him for my life daily 😊

@RLtvcom During my cock surgery, there were major complications, and I briefly died. I could see a light and a figure at the end, it was god. “Lord, is Turbopolsa the goat?” I asked. “Yes, my child” he responded. After he said that my heart rate picked up. Craziest moment ever.

BREAKING: Turbo has reportedly just dropped his bowl of cereal and went back to get a new one ‼️🥣

In case anyone was curious when the top of your head gets set on fire it's notably loud.

Got a lot of stuff figured out this last week, not running a fever anymore either. Time to focus up and really get this shit :)

@FOBGaming_ There's this dude who walked down my street for the longest time. He'd be jammin with a juke box and screaming along to Bullet for my Valentine at 8am. Those were the days

Hope your weekend is going well! Tag someone that you swear is an NPC 👇

Like I'm just tryin to play some car soccer but I keep sneezing on my monitor bc I'm mid aerial. This is bs

I never appreciate being able to breathe through my nose until I have a lil flu for a week 🤧

Been having a tough time finding the balance between life and Rocket League. It's definitely starting it show tho :( So I guess it time to figure this shit out :)

Made an off-season fantasy event for the @FOBGaming_ AAA Challenger Series - These are the highest priced players

Oh Gosh, the plumber came by and its worst than expected. Thoughts, prayers, and Fs are all appreciated

Man my plumbing is fucked but their installing fiber on my road, this has been a wild April fools day

@TimWalsh_23 and I thought snakes on a plane was scary

@KiralinaRL @RocketLeague @PsyonixStudios OI M8 YOU GOT ME

jk lol I’ll never stop day 175 @RocketLeague @PsyonixStudios