Ryden “Ísdrekinn” Lauffeyson

@WhammehBar Someone on X blocked you?! Oh, the humanity! How will you ever recover as you sit naked on a bean bag eating Cheetos and playing video games?!? There’s no need to pretend to be strong, Griff. You can cry on my shoulder, buddy! 😆

Me pretending to be a crazed Viking man so as not to scare you simple humans. I’m not pretending anymore. I’ll not hide my divine bloodline because you apes find it too fantastical. You will kneel before the blood descendant of Ymir. I will earn my throne and Asgard will fall.

, is PRECISELY why you should fear me! I am no pretender, and insane hobo with delusions of Norse grandeur! I an the VERY. REAL. DEAL. Take me lightly at your own peril, just don’t be shocked when you end up on the wrong end of a Blood Eagle. Risarnir munu erfa jörðina!

The Bone Dagger is a very last resort, as it weakens the user greatly to even draw it. Of all Hela’s gifts to me, it is the most dangerous. I much prefer her Calamity Cloak, as it grants temporary invisibility. But this, dear Badger, and others I may face

I am no longer interested in hiding my immortal perfection behind the glamour of a somewhat aged human. Behold the true form of Ísdrekinn, the dragon of ice and true Jötun warrior! With Helgi’s Spear at my side and my full strength revealed, my mastery of ice, and my control of

I have been blessed with battle against a fellow berserker named The Badger, a beast with metal claws that are a part of him. By Loki and Hela, I so swear I will destroy him by any means necessary! The Fury of the Jötun will end this knife-fisted fool!!!

The Berserkergäng shall rise again. I will not stop until the blood of the Aesir stains my hands and the Götterdamerüng has come to pass!

@AintATrainWreck Some people just need to have respect beaten into them. I’ve seen your fights. I’ve seen what happens when the gloves come off. Pain is the great teacher. School them.

To battle alongside such fierce Valkyrrim and shed the blood of their enemies would be a great pleasure. Chaos, after all, is my greatest joy. I care naught for stardom, only the glory of the clash of blood and bone.

There is a war brewing at @CANPrimeWres. I know which side I choose, and it sure as Hel isn’t the side of the vain child, the health food hawker, nor that fool J.M.D. is going to fold like origami. Should the Queens ever have need of a Berserker, I will gladly answer the call.