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@Fikayofmars As I see Araujo dey warm up na so I dey do Subuhana Lah till everything became soft 😂
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@DaizzyAshers @LUFCes @FCBarcelona @CBF_Futebol @MeninaCule @BarcaUniversal @SpheraSports @moillorens I wonder ooo
There own pass Barcelona 🤷♂️😂
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@LUFCes @FCBarcelona @CBF_Futebol @MeninaCule @BarcaUniversal @SpheraSports @moillorens I hope you don’t have a champions league clause in the contract oh. This one that you are always happy.🙄🙄
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Barcelona (7) vs Newcastle (2)
This wasn’t just a match — it was a complete demolition.
Huge credit to Pedri and Marc Bernal for absolutely dominating the midfield from start to finish.
Massive respect as well to Raphinha, Lamine Yamal, Fermín López, and Robert Lewandowski for delivering a statement performance.
This one ended La Liga vs Premier League debate — and yesterday, La Liga spoke loud! 🔥 🔥 🔥
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playing bernal and cubarsi against newcastle and you want to qualify, you think newcastle is elche 😂😂😂😂
FC Barcelona@FCBarcelona
🚨 𝗕𝗔𝗥𝗖̧𝗔 𝗫𝗜 🚨 #BarçaNewcastle
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Back in secondary school, I was very poor in Mathematics.
During exams, my score was always between 2% and 8% 😭
Our results were announced from the lowest to the highest, so I was always either the first or second person to be called… followed immediately by flogging 😩
One day, Maths results were being announced.
To my surprise, my name was not called early.
The teacher reached 30%… 40%… 50%… 60%… 70%
Still no me 😳
The whole class started looking at me
me, wetin dey happen
how you take pass this exam
I just smiled calmly and said
Na God oo 😌🙏
When the teacher reached 80%, I was already smiling like a generator wey just get fuel 🤭
At 90%, only one paper remained 😭
At that moment I asked myself
Wait… could it be that I scored 90% in Maths 😳
My heart was beating like a NEPA transformer⚡
The whole class was silent.
Everyone was staring at me.
Miracle loading 🙏
Then the teacher cleared his throat and said
One idị̀ọ̀t did not write her name on her paper… and she scored zero 😭😭😭
I fainted immediately.
Nobody should wake me 😐🤣
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