Mrs. RMN

Dealing with idiotbrain

@RangersMagicNum @SheSheWin Stop eating leftovers and yelling #GeauxTigers and come to bed. There is no need to at me when I’m in the bedroom.

@SheSheWin I wouldnt go to Minute Maid if you paid me. Also there are better things to do with 9bhours and 4 minutes. You up @RMNMrs

Hey A.J. YOUR FIRED you damn cheater!!!!

Pouring @RangersMagicNum a drink but I’m watering it down. Losses like this is what bring his blood pressure through the roof.

The game is on @FOXSportsSW ... you drinking?

Very smart man.

When your blood pressure is below 130/80 we can discuss. Now eat your asparagus and salad or come back in from the man cave

@RangersMagicNum @MommaMolhoek @FortWorthMike @MommaMolhoek is on my side of your cholesterol and diet choices enforced by your doctor.

Can you have @MommaMolhoek run interference @FortWorthMike ?

Do it and I will end you fat man.

Sorry folks @RangersMagicNum has been celebrating the Red Raiders trio to the national championship game. He hasn’t been coherent for the last 48 hours. He’s asleep now. Should return Wednesday

#Ballgame #HelloWinColumn #RangersMagicNumber is 159

Necessities!

Go to bed, old man.

I want a sod poodle but @RangersMagicNum said no.

How many of you love baseball pants?

@RangersMagicNum @andyswaff @Tx_Baseball_Fan @vanessarangers That small decimal error caused me not to enjoy a 14 day Mediterranean cruise, but I’m not bitter. Go Rangers!!!

@RMNMrs @andyswaff @Tx_Baseball_Fan @vanessarangers Randy isn’t a bad attorney, just made a small decimal placement error on how much I made for #1. But she’s off the payroll and all I have to worry about is #2 for another 13 months.

@RangersMagicNum @andyswaff @Tx_Baseball_Fan @vanessarangers We don’t need to have this conversation on Twitter hun. We’re in the SAME room watching the game.

@RangersMagicNum @vanessarangers @SoriNotSorry Lingerie are necessities right @demlips ?

@vanessarangers @SoriNotSorry We have separate accounts and a bills account where necessities and monthly bills come out of. We both pay into the bills account. Someone has a tendency of taking money out of the bills acct. for bras and lingerie... @RMNMrs

@RangersMagicNum @andyswaff @Tx_Baseball_Fan @vanessarangers Actually, I said, no one else would put up with YOUR shit. The first two mistakes you didn’t learn from proved that. I could have asked for a prenup, but what’s mine is mine, and what’s his is mine. I also know his divorce attorney sucks so it’ll be easy money anyways.

@andyswaff @Tx_Baseball_Fan @vanessarangers A prenup is for rich people. I had thought of getting a prenup, with @RMNMrs but as she said, “I married you cause no one else would put up with my crap.”

So, I've missed you all... Sad to see Michael Young get denied entry to the hall of fame, but he is special in our hearts.

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