GAnJA 🇯🇲🏁

Being human.

@thepharmwriter I rearranged the facts to fit a more convenient fiction.

If you're a writer, write “I lied.” Without writing, “I lied.”

Fucking David Fry.

Ohtani is unreal. I need to see his birth certificate. Bro had to have been made in a lab.

I need to see that pic. Bruh put on for the city!

@ElleDizzy What Sebastian do to you?

I'm officially done with sea bass

Every woman should do an intimate photoshoot atleast once

I understand why people say things about KH…. But really, what’s the alternative? We are fucked regardless but she gon at least hawk tua that thang to make it bearable. Seems like some of y’all prefer that dry dry.

Flew back to Atl yesterday. When I walked out of the airport there was dude there big chiefing on that gas gas while another was rolling up. Then, my Uber driver had a BBL which I guess is normal for Atlanta in some sense but it was a dude… which some may say is normal for Atl

@Tahoe_TV Granted.. but It’s in songs and everything. You had to be there.

Nobody did that Tre you were high

Y’all remember when we use to smoke on fruit? What a time to be alive.

Yall be talking about this man like he ain’t fight for a living. twitter.com/Felonious_munk…

@nut_history Larry Wayne “Chipper” Jones

When I say MLB player that spent his entire career with one team, who’s the first player to pop in your head?

@ochocinco That’s a good collab. Bars and lyrics abound.

Common sense & logic

So I thought it was the sound of the fire works that had my dog acting like a proper sped. Turns out it’s actually the smell. We walked past a spent firework casing and the fear that overcame him was palpable. I legit had to drag him past the lil bitch ass box.

I hate when I be cranky cause I ain’t ate and double down on that shit. Just being rude n shit. then I finally eat and now I’m being nice to people I was giving hell.

@deejbradley Airmail

Put this in the Smithsonian.

@TownesS Lol 😂

so…he’s clean in this bitch? 🫣