Richard Wheatley

My latest mashup of the headlines, News blender, has just gone up on my YouTube channel! This week: UK government crack down on #migration, #ElonMusk‘s next big project and how #DonaldTrump was grown. Check it out and see what you think. 😇 youtu.be/_qCNc1VzHfo?si…

News Blender: Donald Trump and illegal green aliens youtu.be/zR8vkAOufRU?si… via @YouTube

Last night the @metoffice issued the first yellow snow and ice warning of the season. This means it’s time for my annual yellow snow and ice warning. Do not eat yellow snow and ice, you have been warned.

I’m not sure what’s more surprising, a solid gold 50p coin featuring the snowman walking in the air, or the fact the royal mint does an advent calendar! #OddNews #TheFridayWeek Gold Snowman 50p hidden in Christmas calendar bbc.com/news/articles/…

He must have some heavy conquers to steel the world championship like that! #OddNews #TheFridayWeek Cheating alleged after men’s world conker champion found with steel chestnut | Sport | The Guardian theguardian.com/sport/2024/oct…

If beauty’s in the eye of the beholder, how can a blind man tell? Spirit of the Fringe winner Richard Wheatley brings his high-energy stand-up comedy about living as a blind man in a sighted world of fashion and beauty to #EdFringe. Get tickets ➡️ cstu.io/853974 #ad

TBH today’s one person audience does hurt, but that’s just part of the #Edfringe and frankly I’m pretty happy it’s taken this long to happen! She was awesome, laughed through the whole show so no real complaint. Just hope this doesn’t happen on Tuesday when my parents are in!🙀🥹

Saw an excellent dark Comedy called 27 on the #EdinburghFringe It’s about a man approaching his 28th birthday and getting obsessed with celebrities who died at the peak of fame at the age of 27. @Cold-open-theatre foolishly chose a short run, so there’s only two nights left!

First day of cooking for myself at the Edinburgh Fringe! I have not invented fried broccoli! I repeat, I have not invented fried broccoli! #ExperimentingWithFood #EdFringe

Edinburgh Fringe starts tomorrow for me! #AmIBeautiful is a tricky question at the best of times, even tougher when you’re blind.

#TheFridayWeek tonight at 7 o’clock on @ThisIsRiverside On tonight‘s show: British insults, Belgian mullets and artificial flirting. I’m joined by @DerekMMerphy @Dora_Unexplored

#TheFridayWeek tonight at 7 o’clock on @ThisIsRiverside On tonight‘s show: US overshadowed by a massive moon, an 89-year-old wants a tattoo on her bum and a German is fired after getting up his own art. I’m joined by @kitcattSusan and @DrewStearne

#TheFridayWeek tonight at 7 o’clock on @ThisIsRiverside Tonight, the threat of 20,000 Elephants, the problem with too many Easter eggs and the scandal of Alan Titchmarsh‘s imperialist trousers! I’m joined by @kitcattSusan and @doraflowers_comedy

#TheFridayWeek tonight at 7 o’clock on @ThisIsRiverside Tonight, sporty bees, friendly slugs and stoned rats. Along with finding out what’s big and blue and what’s old and red. I’m joined bye @emmyfyles and @drewstearn

Super excited to be picked for the UK Showdown squad! I only started playing in October and yet, somehow, this time next week I’ll be competing in Prague!#Showdown #Paralympics #BlindSport It’s a bit like blind table tennis mixed with air hockey.

After five weeks of brewing, it’s time to crack open the home-made beer. Genuinely surprisingly drinkable!🍻#Homebrew #Real #CraftBeer

Happy leap year day!!!! Quadruple happy birthday to anyone whose birthday it is today!!!!🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎁🎁🎁🍾🍾🍾🍾🎉🎉🎉🎉 although you legally can’t celebrate with alcohol unless you were born in 1952 and turn 18 today!!!!

Does anyone fancy supporting grassroots comedy with me next week? I’m performing at the star of Kings Kings Cross on Monday, and the Royal George on Charing Cross Road on Thursday. Both are usually excellent nights! #LondonComedy #GAndB

@ROMTWheatley It was a great show, couldn't stop laughing from start to finish! I hope being a comedian will be your "real" job soon

Spirit of the Fringe 2023! Thursday’s show had an unexpected ending as they stormed the stage to present me with this trophy!#SpiritOfTheFringe #AtFringe#YouDon’tKnowYou’reBeautiful