Ryan Padden

Normalize espresso martinis for breakfast

When people complain about NYT Connections on here it’s like… that’s a puzzle. You’re feeling puzzled. Why are you mad

I will be the worst version of myself when Sally Rooney’s new book releases

The opening lines from Intermezzo, the new novel from Sally Rooney. Coming September 2024.

NEW SALLY ROONEY NOVEL NEW SALLY ROONEY NOVEL NEW SALLY ROONEY NOVEL NEW SALLY ROONEY NOVEL NEW SALLY ROONEY NOVEL

once i remembered who i was dealing with i got these immediately. if you want to play the psycho's game u must shift into Psycho Mindset

taylor swift announced a literary themed album and i immediately completed my goodreads reading challenge, finished every book on my TBR, wrote a bestselling novel, went viral on booktok, and realised all my notes app poetry is actually incredibly profound

It’s 1am and this Italian bus driver has been playing nothing but Avril Lavigne’s best hits

Fiction books will improve your mental health way more than self help books, I can guarantee you that much.

Gold Digger came on and instantly I had an insatiable need to play Roller Coaster Tycoon 2. I think some synapses got crossed somewhere

Going to a quiet corner of the party so I can save my Duolingo streak

Full preview out now on my IG for @fboyisland #fboyisland

24 years ago today, The Hex Girls made their debut in ‘Scooby-Doo!’

@expert_oscar About to join the hunger games arena for those tickets

one thing about me is if you dare to speak badly about the lady who sued McDonalds because her coffee was too hot, I will rant at you so aggressively for so long that it will become family lore. your children’s children will know all of the facts of the case.

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

Fighting for tickets this morning at 6am took 13 years off my life

gimme 5 margaritas imma be fluent in spanish

i just heard a hunger games cannon

Trying to explain and translate Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss to the Italians has been quite the undertaking