Ricky Sanders

Gas is so high, my mailman is working from home. He just called and read my bills to me. 😅

@Andrew_FBB Is McDougal back pitching? He’s been hurt. Don’t see how he’s up that early if so. Still seems like a chance he has Tommy John

My guesses for notable pitching prospect ETAs: Kade Anderson - July Ryan Sloan - September Carlos Lagrange - July Jaime Arnold - August Tyler Bremner - June Luis De Leon - July Kyson Witherspoon - August Tanner McDougal - June

Excitement in my 20s: let’s take 10 shots, hit the bar and see where the night takes us Excitement in my 30s: a bird built a nest above our deck so let’s watch daily to see when the eggs hatch

"He just hit a new personal best on bench press. Give him a weird twinge in his shoulder"

@Ihartitz Pittsburgh better be getting picks in this package

Ridiculous. Any fantasy football league would have vetoed this

There’s a disease going so viral that you can catch it just by looking at someone with it. It’s called, a smile :)

@Tyler_Did_It What are the other changes?

I’m currently trying to lose 50+ lbs and making several diet and lifestyle changes But surprisingly the most impactful one - No food after 5:30 pm. (Or no food within 4+ hours of bed time) Have been doing this for a few weeks now and find myself waking up at 5:30 am without an alarm clock, totally refreshed, no grogginess. Before making this switch I was typically groggy and sluggish every morning and wanting to hit snooze. Not anymore. Makes morning workouts easier and also helps with calorie constraints (less time per day to eat). It’s not a controlled experiment as I’m making several other changes as well but this feels like one of if not the most important factors on a successful cut.

sports in the streaming era are so cool. is it easier to find? no. is the broadcast weirdly dark and gray? yes. is the connection more reliable? definitely not. it must be cheaper then? also no

Fernando Mendoza on his first night out with Maxx Crosby

@TBRaysCentral @TBTimes_Rays Gavin Lux?

Some injury updates from @TBTimes_Rays: - Edwin Uceta has a strain in his shoulder, which is a new injury from his previous shoulder issue. They’re shutting him down from throwing for 2-3 weeks - Ryan Pepiot had a bad day today, as his hip felt “unstable” when he was playing catch. Not ideal at all.

@Ecnerwal23 @colinska4 Guessing Antonacci is combo of taking pressure off him and it’s vs lefty. Vargas is the way more peculiar one lol

@colinska4 I hear you but still

Someone explain the reason that Miguel Vargas is hitting leadoff And why Sam Antonacci is hitting 9th

when you deliberately didn't buy snacks to avoid snacking at night, but now it's night & there's no snacks

april fool’s day doesn’t impress me. i am deceived and betrayed every day

By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 89% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

boys are so easy they just want to be asked what their walkout song would be if they were a closer

Imagine testifying against a man dressed like the national anthem.

Afroman saved the internet from being nothing but despair for at least a day. That makes him a hero in my book. Easily the best day I’ve had on X in the year 2026.

@BenTheBaneDavis When is the Glenn episode?

Did they shrink Dustin 😭