Richard Scrimshaw

@cultureforce1 @watford_fcnews Oh, come on, where have you been? He talked about that years ago.

@watford_fcnews Club legend and captain threatening to hurt his own teammates? I appreciate Troy is edgy when it comes to media, but this is disappointing to hear

How Watford persuaded Troy to stay at Vicarage Road instead of heading to Leicester City in 2016: #WatfordFC

Why is @SkyFootball showing the Burnley commentary?

@TheKnowledge_GU Actually, belay that. Troy has 13 different (2 x QSF). Apparently Craig Cathcart has 15, while we have 2 players on 11 and one on 10.

Here's this week's column: Football's bogey players, stalwart teammates and more theguardian.com/football/2022/…

@TheKnowledge_GU Re Azpilicueta - a mere beginner. Troy Deeney played under 15 managers at Watford, plus Hayden Mullins as caretaker (twice). Cue jokes.

And now 20 minutes. Do you want to call IT Support? @skysports #WATSWA

Oh com on @SkySports - 10 minutes in and you've still got the wrong sound feed on #watswa . Don't you check these things?

@SexyPasses And we scored from the resulting cross, if I recall correctly.

You will never be prepared for where the commentary goes on this Kevin Phillips goal vs Chelsea in 2005.

Up the stairs at the back of a shoe shop. And the listening "booths" were aeroplane seats with headphones.

@AgaTieFan @TheKnowledge_GU Ronnie Rosenthal scored for Watford in the first minute at Grimsby in 97/98 (Div 2 - really 3) and it finished 1-0.

@TheKnowledge_GU What’s the earliest goal scored in a game that finished 1-0?

Any more questions for this week's column?

@Digbylj Time was that not pronouncin one's gs was the mark of the educated. Huntin, fishin and shootin don't you know, eh what? And she speaks with the authority of someone who's actually competed at the highest level.

Enough! I can’t stand it anymore! Alex Scott spoils a good presentational job on the BBC Olympics Team with her very noticeable inability to pronounce her ‘g’s at the end of a word.Competitors are NOT taking part, Alex, in the fencin, rowin, boxin, kayakin, weightliftin & swimmin

Come on @SkySports it's 2021 and still on F1 the men get a caption but the women don't.

@TheKnowledge_GU re: turnarounds. I know it's not a league fixture but in the 1979 League Cup 2nd Rd 1st leg Southampton 4-1 Watford; 2nd leg Watford 7-1 (aet - 5-1 at 90 mins). Southampton were top of the League at the time, Watford bottom half of Div 2.

@SkySports That 30 minutes of punditry was so lazy it could've been on BT Sports. Do some research before half-time for crying out loud!!

@GabrielSterling Just watched your press conference. You, sir, should be running for office. We are far apart politically, but I'd still vote for you. 👏👏👏

@SkySports Oh, give it a rest about the manager. The season we went up - 4 head coaches and Jokanovic started with 5 defeats. If your comms don't want to do research get them to just shut up.

@HACKETTREF Keith wasn't this the subject of a "You are the Ref" a few years ago? I suppose, if the column was still going, a good question would be, "There has been no beep from your wrist device, but your asst (who was up with play) is flagging and insists the ball went in. Now what?"

Keith our referees if they have doubt on the four big VAR criteria and Goal/No Goal is one of them they can through their communication kit request a review. That should happen.

Helpful from @_Sampat

Forget Mapps on Saturday. This is a proper OG.

Number of NHS malnutrition cases: 2009: 2,893 2019: 8,537 Number of foodbank parcels given: 2009: 40,000 2019: 1,600,000 Number of homeless children: 2009: 71,460 2019: 135,000 It doesn’t and shouldn’t have to be this way in the 5th richest country on Earth.