Rebecca Stefansky

I’m officially announcing my candidacy on the following platform: Sending notification a delivery is on its way when a shipping label was printed will be illegal. Requiring download to open a document - outlawed. Uniform debit/cc machines. You’re not dumb, they are.

well, turns out remembering is essential but if there's ever been a time to refresh my memory....

The craziest thing about this war with Iran is regular, everyday living Americans don’t seem to know (or care) we’re at war. #MaineStreetReports

….and we’re everywhere. Literally.

Yo, my two worlds are NOT vibing today and it’s a WILD ride. Wild. (also, brings into sharp focus that this place is worthless garbage… worse than worthless, malicious. Yalla, bye)

For all the evil this garbage has unleashed on the world, it’s pretty cool technology allows us to be together during war. (psst… really boycott Israeli tech, I dare you. Double dog.)

@davidfrum @SiaKordestani So, there once was this depraved king who had an evil chief of staff driven by a fragile ego and pathological need for power and control. Then, there was this principled, savvy guy and his brave, beautiful, bad ass cousin. Long story short, ear shaped cookies #AmIsraelChai

A question that has been repeatedly asked in dozens of now forgotten languages over the past 3,000 years.

psssshhhhhhhh

HOT TAKE: I LOVE the additional screening in and out of Israel. Deciding if I want to answer in English or Hebrew... oooh... the anticipation! Never really know what I'll do until the last second..... yalla, let's go!

Like our nation and State this is a team of dreamers. 12 years ago we started with just a dream. Not to be the only, but to be the first. To make the "impossible" the start of "expected." That dream truly comes true tomorrow. While we consider this team a true 4-man focused team (of 6 amazing Israelis and a "good (Jewish) boy" Shiba Inu,) tomorrow the Shul Runnings 2man sled takes Israel to the Olympic bobsled ice for the first time carrying many hopes and dreams of those who find a home with us. Adorned in ice, the sled is a foil of the "fire" designed 4man sled. Combined they are meant to symbolize what this journey has meant: an intense fire of passionate resolve that burns even in the coldest, harshest environments. Israel can do anything. We stand ready to represent you. The Nation and State of Israel, the Druze, and all who believe in impossible dreams. The Israeli Bobsled Team, Shul Runnings, feels great pride and heavy responsibility in representing you at these Olympic Games. The next 2 days in 2man, and Shabbat and Sunday in 4man. Thank you for your support. Let's slide 🇮🇱

It hits. It just does. IG noy.off joya.vibes שבת שלום לכולם #FridayNightLights

that's enough engagement for one day. be kind, losers.

just hit play.... live commentary until I don't feel like it anymore.... let's start with "so called" white collar crime eh.... Issa lot.

can anyone tell me the exact moment we moved into the kayfabe timeline? anyone?

let's go back to the dow and S&P

mooooooom, why aren't they getting in trouble? waaaaahhhhhhh.........

is the woman in front of massie sonya morgan?

never forget that it's the Roy Cohn blueprint #commies

I'm not gonna commit to anything because you're a stupid face

on the spouse note, someone should look into the business dealings of cabinet family members.

I'm gonna have to do a deep dive into the spouses of all these people.... I need to know who they're shacking up with.