Ruby McCollister

My outfit for tonight is very “dinner party where there might be drugs”

My first acting job was in a Henry Jaglom film called Irene in Time

Ring lights are made to look like light in Los Angeles sad

In Malibu

MON 5/16 @ 9:30 PM! @RUBYMCCOLLISTER (Curb Your Enthusiasm, Search Party) returns w/ her new one woman show (in progress) that explores her addiction to... let's face it... Tragedy. Laughs, tears, revelation guaranteed! Get tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/rubymcco…

Don’t tell God: I just ate a cookie!

HELP ME IM MOD!!! Jake and Ruby are geniuses!!!

Really scientifically thinking about if Blonde guys are hot or not

Came out as a wasp onstage and it turned out how you expected

Jay Alexander for La Croix is the collaboration we need to make happen 🩸

Feeling castrated

FRI 2/18 @ 10 PM! A one-woman show in which @RUBYMCCOLLISTER explores her addiction to… (let's face it)… Tragedy. Laughs, tears and revelation guaranteed. Get tix: elysiantheater.com/shows/ruby0218…

@stubborn10000 @meetka Marry midtown east all the way!

fuck marry kill midtown east williamsburg park slope

hobo-clowns are always witches but not all witches are hobo-clowns

I’m unwinding watching this BRONX documentary on HBO and it hit me… HBO should be the next mayor of New York.

I want to have children only to show them how to craft Christmas decorations on the cheap

I wish Adam Curtis made “A truth about Christmas” movie I could watch right about now

Why do rich people love owning photos of basquiat in the 80s (redundant) to casually hang in a child’s “play den”