‍ ‍ miranda, ‍ 𝙻𝙰𝙳𝚈 ‍ 𝒾𝐜𝐞.

ᅟᅟᅟ is 𝑇𝖧𝖤̲𝑅𝐸 some reason that my 𝒞𝙾𝙵𝙵𝙴 isn’t here? has 𝓈𝗁𝖾 died or ᔆᴼᴹᴱᵀᴴᴵᴺᴳ .ᐣ ᅟᅟᅟ

how can you lie to me!?

that was a lovely dinner. martin is remarkably charming company. it’s refreshing to spend an evening with someone who knows how to hold a conversation.

anyway. the weather is dreadful.

i have decided that today is an excellent day to ignore everyone.

whatever.

no. maybe you should ask your new boss, anna wintour.

why are tabloids so terribly dramatic? having dinner with someone hardly means i’m getting married. honestly.

sparking immediate speculation: could wedding bells be in their future? 💍

BREAKING NEWS 📰 : MIRANDA PRIESTLY was spotted enjoying an intimate dinner with actor MARTIN SHORT in NEW YORK CITY. the pair appeared remarkably close throughout the evening,

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@cheeregrets / no!!! i love seeing your interactions on tl.

/ chat am i annoying

i don’t intend to be here tomorrow or monday. perhaps not even for the rest of the week. i sincerely hope i have somewhere to be that will keep me away from this city.

the headache will still kill me.

miranda priestly when she heard that “HELLOOOOOOO” after 20 years

you won’t do anything.

she seems to have no idea what i’m talking about. rather adorable, actually.

@CERULEANSIX are you going to sue me by any chance?

@RUNWAYDIVINE this is defamation and a lie.

always drunk and never sober.

i prefer. but i like her company.

i think you have a hearing problem.