Joe Clark 👨🏻‍🦰

Brann Dyngeland Booty

Tony Pulis: “When we got promoted at Stoke, I called Sir Alex Ferguson up. He told me: Your best chance is making the Britannia a place no-one wants to go. If any of the top teams go there and praise you, you’re not doing it right. The bottom line is football is about winning and if you don’t win football matches you aren’t going to be in the job very long. I never forgot what he said, and as a result we narrowed the pitch in, grew the grass and brought Rory Delap into play. We found a way to win and it worked. I don’t think I’ve ever been at a football stadium where the crowd and team were so together, we used to play the top teams and the place used to light up.”

Fuck man I booked tickets to Oslo for the day before 🫠

@liam_scfc I plan on doing exactly that if it’s possible 🥸

@RW3Timelord Top man! If you can take any photos of it in front of splendid Icelandic landscapes I’d be extremely grateful 😄

Strong hint at where I may or may not be travelling to tommorow…

@liam_scfc Thank you mate, fantastic read btw! Have already read through it but thought it would be sacreligious to not take it with me regardless 🤣

@RW3Timelord Enjoy mate, it’s beautiful 🇮🇸

@1913christian Didn’t know tifo ideas were copyrighted mate!!!

@RW3Timelord Copying tifos😂😂

Absolute beauty of a tifo

Funny how we’ve been absolutely mediocre in the Championship for the last 8 years yet we’re always the first team on everybody’s lips

@butleriano @BigMarstein

Guy who still calls Oslo “Christiania.”

@bremmi_ 2 double brr brr patapim vodkas please waiter

Pov viking (a)

@Rindoo99 Assumed you was going by ferry lad!

@RW3Timelord Joe lad on the brygg-bus to Stavanger

Obos med Brann er større enn Eliteserien!

Leaving in the 85th min is so tinpot

@michaeI11_ If an Arsenal player did it I would lose my head but he’s playing against them therefore it’s elite shithousery

Why do we have a problem with that from Cherki in this country?

Ben White rattled hahahaha

Looking pretty bleak for Brann i år 2 games in though so let’s hope things turn around

@michaeI11_ Less said about that the better

@RW3Timelord Look at the state of my room

Kepa the worst player in Carling Cup history?

@michaeI11_ Aware lad!

@RW3Timelord I hate him so much lol