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@Utdbeni Because he's not good enough.

Why is Kobbie Mainoo on the bench? Can anyone tell me why?

@otokyo__ Arsenal fans

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@UtdMaI Pay cut or hair cut doesn't matter, cannot be a United player anymore. He'll fit well only in vibes football

If Marcus Rashford takes a pay cut, would you have him back at Man United?

@RayzSar Looks like you have not

Everyone has forgotten Manchester city's Carabao cup trophy in four days 😂😂😂

@KingFemi__ Literally Cunha does every game

No current United forward can do this..

@jemmy_sancho Add 115 charges to the left side

David Silva Bruno 11 Trophies 🏆 2 Trophies 🏆 71 goals 108 goals 1 penalty goal 43 penalties 141 assists 100 assists Bruno Fernandes do spamming and get compared to legends

@UtdFaithfuls @Arsenal I know a great player from Chelsea. Want him for only 20mil?

Alejandro Garnacho has REMOVED his Instagram DP and cleared everything Chelsea from his bio. It has started. Chelsea fans are about to see the real Garnacho. 😂😂😂

@4pennyonhorse There was a manhole there. He didn't want to risk falling into that

Can anyone explain why that jump was necessary? 🤔

@beingblackie_ Saka has to be in the top of the list along with Gyokeres and Havertz

Premier League flop of the season

@UtdMaI Spurs 8th 🤣 Maybe forgot to add a 1 in front

Not forgetting Opta predicted Man United will finish 10th with 57 points . Manchester United are still having 7 matches to play and they're having 55 points already.😂

@CFC_OBED Even Dalot finishes this cut back. You bought Delap because of this?

What went wrong for Delep ?

@tancredipalmeri Calafiori in the clip...watch again and tell me the difference

If you think that in this duel Cherki-Calafiori it is Calafiori who lost, I’m sorry you don’t understand absolutely nothing about football

@UtdMaI And Onana to start the attack

Alejandro Garnacho is a fantastic player. In fact, he is world-class already, but Chelsea need to sign Manuel Ugarte to unlock Garnacho.

@_Afcbanks No. He's just Garnacho playing in the RW

If any team offered £200M for Bukayo Saka, would you be willing to let him go???🤔

@Esau_Matsiko From not celebrating the Champions league, like ever, to not celebrating the Carabao cup, how the not so mighty stay fallen!!

From celebrating the champions league to celebrating a mere carabao cup? How the mighty fall!!

@Arsenal Only noise. No fuel

Your noise. Our fuel.

@SpursOfficial Now you are in P17

Defeat in N17.

@AFC_Oladipo Mad man

They called me a mad man😭

@_01Legion Rosenoir handed a note to Garnacho to break the fight, but Garnacho leaked about the fight to the press

🚨🔵 BREAKING NEWS ‼️🤯 According to rumours, Enzo Fernández and Robert Sánchez got into an argument that turned into a fight in the dressing room after last night’s 3 - 0 loss to Everton. Liam Delap, who tried to separate them, ended up receiving two slaps from Sánchez who was trying land the slaps on Enzo Fernandez. Liam Rosenior also had his glasses knocked off his face while trying to calm things down.

@ZenWeck @atensnut So it's a dog with his two dogs?

@atensnut For those of you really struggling…

It appears to be a man with his two dogs but it’s not!! Once you see it …. you can’t unsee it.