CarcerVimes

@DullVivid Somehow, despite everything, the tiddies are clean and inexplicably, I am in a food coma with peanut butter on my breath

fioner spreads peanut butter and jelly between her titties and claps them together send tweet

@DullVivid Oh, hello +w+

woke up in the middle of the night (goatmom i designed for a friend)

@DullVivid Ive been waiting ❤️❤️❤️

i saw the meme and knew what i had to do happy Fawnbags Friday

@DullVivid He's such a good boy, you've raised him right ^^

@R_C_Vimes haha, he's come a long way

new zeke angle just dropped

finally made a ref sheet for my oc Nora! ♡

A shitpost for @Sigmagic03 Who is very kind and didn't deserve this butchery I have bestowed upon them

@NeriCurls Slippy is definitely like "Fox d'you got any games on your phone?" though I mean just look at em

Like c'mon bro they look cool as fuck 🫵🏾

@LluisAbadias Housekeys, same as they taste

If warframes don't sweat what do their armpits smell like? I need to know 🙃

@iluvrabbitz I spit drink on my screen

@BluebriarArts Kenshi and Rimworld be like this

Transhumanist factions in sci-fi are always cool, however not all sci-fi writers take the very funny opportunity to make anti-transhumanists, who just fucking hate people with robot arms and stuff

@DullVivid I have ons tattoo I got at 30, its not even a full tattoo, its just a cracked egg

falling for some checkmark bait here but i wanna humor myself since i was JUST talking to a friend about getting tattoos (i'm nearing 33 in a few months and ain't got a single ink) when i was like 19 i wanted the crimson omen from Gears of War, then I wanted the Sly Cooper logo

kimberlyyyy but she's fire

@DullVivid She's getting dressed up for a court date, I bet devious creature💜

Oh sure you can pet my dog, he's super friendly, on Bsky

@DullVivid Mmmh do they make a lemon scnapps? Sounds like a fun alternative with spiced apple cider

@R_C_Vimes It was some Mike's harder and apple ciderrrr

Im drunk Ask me anything

Yulia's Angry, go give her a hug and a sacrificial offering

@Artist_715 Twitter undid a numbee of bans as their purge caught tons of real accounts

How my followers number go up that quick I thought we where In a purge here