Robert Taylor

@majun_kenny AI BS again

Exactly, the rain is the main cause here

@lex_node Sounds like the oldest profession in the world? Nothing new here?

this single mom is blowing up on tiktok for creating a "date deposit app" so she will only date men who pre deposit her "date preparation costs" ahead of time

@itsnoradavis You already did it ‘Chubs’.

Describe my 31yo chubby bod in one word… Don’t be mean

@dandanglerteam Pressing ‘record’

What you doing first in this situation? 🙃x

@TrumpsHurricane Sitting on your own balls.

What exactly do Men Deal With ?? 🤔

@Matt_Pinner He probably wasn’t miss-sold finance on it.

Say ONE thing nice about this car.

@Matt_Pinner Spaniel Doggy Ears

What rap name would you give him?

@ronin21btc Don’t stress it lassie, in a few years you’ll be over 50 and become invisible to all the young attractive men and most of the old ones! Don’t think I’ve EVER heard of a man complaining about being called handsome or gorgeous by any woman actually. Venus and Mars stuff eh?

We are so COOKED

@IndiaWarMonitor @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump It’sawig!

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Describe this guy in one word.

Credit where credit is due. @realDonaldTrump has successfully resolved several serious conflicts around the world.

@TheFratellis Barry rocked up outside my house one day when I lived in EK. Turns out I was living next door to his Sister. Does that count? He was a lovely bloke mind 🤘🏼

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I’m learning Scottish Gaelic on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective.

@SkyNews This is so obviously click bait BS but it’s hilarious how the youngsters all sh!te themselves at the very idea. 😂

BREAKING: Rishi Sunak says he will bring back National Service if Tories win general election Read more 🔗 news.sky.com/story/sunak-sa…

@PicturesFoIder Wee prick.

Youtuber thinks he can do whatever he wants because he has a bodyguard 🤡

@ahmedashour5 @thecasualultra Remembrance is not about the British Army. It’s EVERY good person who died fighting for our freedoms. Ironically giving these disrespectful cnuts the freedom to abuse them.

@thecasualultra These people have lost families in the hands of the British army. One can understand why they don’t want to go with the forced grieving

Celtic fans during the minute silence at Celtic Park today..

@MasonHillBand Sad shock but understandable in the circumstances. All the best to Scott, love your vocals Man! To the rest of this great band… a sad loss but please do “ROCK ON 🤘🏼!” Can’t wait for next album.

@Sandi_Thom Ooft! Behave. Lol x

Morning tweetie pies!! ♥️♥️ #greeneyes #RIPTwitter

@Sandi_Thom You kidden wee woman? Aging unbelievably well !! Noo behave yersel 😘 x

17 years on from the release of punk rocker.....y'all think I'm aging well? 😉

🎥 VIDEO PREMIERE ⬇️ @wearepaperhands drop new killer tune. Link in full review of the mighty ‘Shadows’ 🤘 rushonrock.com/2023/05/19/vid…

@wearepaperhands It’s a belter 🤘🏼

Our 2nd single ‘Shadows’ is available to preorder now on iTunes! Out on all platforms 19th May! 📄✋🏻 #paperhands