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@miraonthewall86 drew and thier son sharty

??? Why is that there

I love hearing the birds chirp in the morning like Hello!!!!! Good morning to you too!!!!!!

give her a moment , she's focusing.

i look so cute today 😍😍😍 who want me?

whole house gets mad when i make jokes about my ex 💀💀💀

You’re in the shot Steve

My ethereal choppedgem son

@coughdropsh i dont know plants very well but i love snowdrops, tiger lilies, and venus flytraps (kinda "basic" but i think theyre really neat)

Everybody please tell me your three favorite plants. I am simply dying to know.

@labialicious I LOVE YOU SO SOOOO MUCH 🗣️🗣️

it’s 5am and i’ve been up all night and im so in love with this girl im going insane

whoever named the amoeba knocked it out of the park, that’s what that thing is

“Hey how’s game design going in college -” THEYRE HAVING ME BUILD A GIANT BOOKCASE FOR MY FINAL AND WE’RE ALL OUT OF WOOD

I was looking at bite mark forensics and found this gem of a bite chart...

Bingo.

Your honor please man

mental illness yes

have you considered that maybe you’re dehydrated

top 5 horror movies -having a job -not having a job -applying for jobs -the job market -the concept of working my whole life