Rachel Berry

I definitely prefer slushie in my face over Manhattan 'puddle sprayed by a bus' in my mouth any day.

I guess I'm the only one whose problems are too large to be fixed by the royal baby.

All my sweaters have been attacked by polka dots but thankfully, I'm ok.

Watching Santana's Yeast-I-Stat commercial is the #1 reason I decided to go gluten free. youtu.be/hE6vXB8c6Xs

I think this whole Pamela Lansbury thing might actually end up being amazing. #blessed

I sort of brushed it off, but those puppets Blaine made were completely horrifying.

You know you really miss home when you find yourself craving a bite of fondue for two.

I celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving by singing Celine Dion covers and ruining my neighbors' life.

Yes, even I'm surprised that waitressing isn't beneath me.

Fine. Pamela Landsbury is more like a chorus for covers than a band. Who cares? I'm on Broadway.

In the meantime, I'll do my makeup and see if I can get discovered at the Manhattan mall.

I'll take this 'waiting to find out if my dreams are going to take off or laugh in my face' moment to think of pitches 4 a 1 woman show.

Starting to freak out a little that opting for the live piccolo recorder player may have been too distracting at my Funny Girl audition.

Maybe being single for awhile is just what I need. Thoughts?

I have to learn to be less trusting of people in a big city… and also maybe reconsider my eye makeup.

I guess I can check "accidentally date a prostitute" off my list of "things to do in New York before I die".

Not a day goes by when I dont wish my twitter feed was full of messages btwn. me & Patti Lupone. I'd be all “jealous much”?

Tilda Swinton slept in a big glass box at the MoMA before I got to. #whycantihavenicethings

I always make sure that I am the youngest person at any Seder I attend. That way it's guaranteed I'm the star. #MahNishtanah

This might sound weird, but I'm glad I have Santana here to help me through this.