Rachel Bremner🌻

I’m ready for golf season now! And by golf season I mean me golfing like shit for the first 3/4 of the season, finally getting into the swing of things and bam first snow fall. But I’m ready for it!

Bring back between two ferns now that padcoasts are on Netflix @zachgal #betweentwoferns

And for context.

Bowser is such an asshole. Wario is a close 2nd @mariokarttourEN

Me and my dad are watching spring training right now and my mom goes “is this summer camp or whatever it’s called?” LOL ya after their games they gather around a campfire roast marshmallows and tell stories

Nothing scarier than those 2 seconds changing your glasses to prescription sunglasses whilst driving. NOTHING

Call me crazy but I go to the grocery store every day

Want to quit vaping? Start smoking cigs

Just in case everyone forgot the rules my dads Pro Hockey 75-76 book has them loud and clear for ya @Super70sSports @sasksabre

When can we start normalizing hangover days for sick days? Because you are technically sick just self induced is all

I am the Wayne Gretzky of naps

I need to go to the driving range with a little buzz on. Practice how you play

Nothing makes you feel more weak than pollen

I’m crying laughing 😂😂😂😂

You’re tired? Ya I’m tired I shot 107 fucking shots today ⛳️

I’m just gonna say it, I don’t like when people are biking on the highway

Would you rather work…

This is the speed I run in my bad dreams

Money comes and money goes but memories last a lifetime… unless you black out

Some of your dads never sang “you can’t always get what you want” by the Rolling Stones to you when you were younger and it shows @sasksabre

I think we need to bring back failing in the education system? Can the teachers also add that to their strike?