Rachel Fogletto

Today’s the 30th anniversary of RATM’S um, ‘memorable’ performance on SNL. There was a fight onstage between our crew and SNL stage hands moments before our performance, wrestling over some upside down American flags which adorned our amps. Timmy C then attacked host/billionarie/presidential candidate Steve Forbes’ family in the dressing room with a wadded up flag. Secret Service flooded the hallways. SNL cut (censored?) our second song and kicked us out onto the sidewalk. Evil Empire entered the Billboard Album Chart at #1.

I hope yesterday’s election results remind us that when we all work together after edging with complete societal collapse and devastation, we can really make things happen!

Check in on your Philly phriends

It’s almost like the current administration has a very intense narrow focus on autism they just can’t stop talking about no matter how much you try to change the topic, I wonder what could cause that

The only thing that can save us is a good edgelord with a gun

Today is one of those days where you can measure how far you are on your healing journey by how many unpublished hot takes you have saved in your drafts

Whatever, Guy McViserson #gobirds

@NatalieCuomo That’s crazy and you don’t deserve that- you did your job w/the added factor of being a woman - I hope more people realize how messed up it is from seeing this. ALSO, I worked with you a few years ago and you’re hilarious, your shine is so beyond this sad individual

Can’t believe I’m still getting death threats over the viral video from February. I got this one today.

It’s rinse the trash hot

I can’t believe they really stopped giving him the make pretend missile codes

LET ME HOST THE REUNION! 🇺🇸

If you find a man sexting other women while he’s inside your home, charge him rent

@thatchicksonia I’m interested in this mindfulness practice

If he wouldn’t break a filibuster record to combat fascism, he’s not high effort

The silver lining is the official medical term for “last period ever”

2025: Labia finally becomes an everyday word on social media only to remind women of another body part to worry about in the aging process

Quality love attracts like but also sometimes narcissists

@thatchicksonia 😅

Sometimes my brain disorder makes me think everyone hates me and then I’m like oh no everyone just hates female comedians it’s not personal

Show is gonna be killer in #delco Tickets @Mrjimflorentine @RachelFogletto eventbrite.com/e/jim-florenti…

Reporter: If you could speak directly to Elon Musk, what would you say? Rep. Jasmine Crockett: Fuck off