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Rachel McCartney
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Rachel McCartney
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Queens, NY Katılım Mayıs 2013
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New Charli XCX album is phenomenal, but naturally, losers are hating because it's not Brat. Proof that if you bring coke to a party ONE TIME that's all people will ever want from you
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@olegandsophie Yeah but the child didn’t, they didn’t agree to no contact and they are entitled to know where they come from
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Breathing the air outside today is equivalent to smoking two cigarettes: TERRIBLE for you unless you're drunk. Please, everyone, stay indoors until you've downed six White Claws
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19th century Ryan Grim: Based on the orderly nature of the stab wounds, “the ripper” is a highly inaccurate name. Its journalistic malpractice to not give “Jack” credit for minimizing suffering and killing painlessly
19th century Michael Tracey: I think these bitches alive 💯
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“WHY DIDN’T SHE GO TO THE POLICE RIGHT AFTER HER ASSAULT?!” screamed the self-proclaimed socially aware who every other day of the week will tell you ACAB.
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"Why are you in a miserable situationship? Because you are a loser, and the other person is an asshole."
True every time!!!! Belongs on every infographic!!!! Even infographics about climate change!!!!
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People love to shit on attachment theory, but it's actually flawless when you realize "anxious" just means "loser" and "avoidant" just means "asshole"
keysmashbandit@keysmashbandit
Remember: adult "attachment theory" was developed in the late 2010s primarily as a form of intrasexual competition between psychology majors. You shouldn't allow it to propagate outside of that niche because it is an invasive species that outcompetes other relational frameworks
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McConnell is almost certainly dead but they should try and resuscitate him anyway just in case he has the anti-Fetterman brain damage that makes him woke
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@LostLight2005 Yes but more importantly, lots of it. OH NO, A GOOD DEAL
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Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it
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@clementinetown @TheChefsGardens @Nelly29598213 You're so right, we should assume no transmission has happened until eight weeks have passed and it's way too late to contain the virus!!!!!!!!
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Ohhhhmyyyygossshhhh WE KNOWWWW 😭😭😭
just symptoms after a week in quarantine. Firstly, that’s on the short end for Andes hantavirus incubation (1-8 weeks) and the incubation could be anything (flu, cold, etc.). Suspected ≠ confirmed. We’ll know when Spallanzani tests come back. Premature to call this spread, you DONT know, I DONT know, stop CLAIMING that anything has happened yet
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@BuffaloSojourn @happyathome44 @DrEricDing @GeoffyPJohnston The WHO are professionals, and they said in January 2020 that there was no person-to-person spread.
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@happyathome44 @DrEricDing @GeoffyPJohnston Well, the one thing ive learned from covid is to listen to the professionals, not what i read or see on social/media. All of which are saying that this is an extremely low risk event.
FWIW:
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Sean Charles@BuffaloSojourn
If history is any indication though, it's the latter. I fear we will find out by the end of the weekend that this outbreak is far worse than the Chinese are currently letting on.
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This is dumb—Trump’s CDC now says cruise-ship 🛳️ passengers can leave quarantine/isolation and finish the hantavirus incubation period at home and voluntarily stay home. So, what the hell was the point of flying to Nebraska anyway? RFK Jr’s CDC of course.
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One outbreak and the entire “sane” side of public health resorted back to the paternalism of telling us not to worry or “panic”, “this isn’t Covid”, etc.
They didn’t learn a thing. We didn’t appoint them to be our therapists or parents. Provide info, don’t dictate how to feel.
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Here's a sketch I wrote about how Chuck Schumer is the worst human being alive
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Spirit might not have been nice, but it was your best chance at survival. The Dr. House of the sky
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a while ago i was a +1 at a birthday party with people i didn't know. whole time i was walking on eggshells because they were all overly policing language, jokes, etc. then i found out the birthday boy and multiple guests worked for a military contractor making drones 🤯🔫
Viggie Smalls@Viggie_Smalls93
Dawg if you’re a leftist I think the bare minimum is to not work for a fucking defense contractor like what are you even talking about lmfaooo
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