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Rachel McCartney

@RachelMComedy

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Queens, NY Katılım Mayıs 2013
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Rachel McCartney@RachelMComedy·
I'm aging like fine wine (in a basement, untouched)
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dollar store kirk hammett@olivesagan·
a while ago i was a +1 at a birthday party with people i didn't know. whole time i was walking on eggshells because they were all overly policing language, jokes, etc. then i found out the birthday boy and multiple guests worked for a military contractor making drones 🤯🔫
Viggie Smalls@Viggie_Smalls93

Dawg if you’re a leftist I think the bare minimum is to not work for a fucking defense contractor like what are you even talking about lmfaooo

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when a girl is flirting w you confidently it means she actually doesn't want you
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Rachel McCartney@RachelMComedy·
X is broke because it orders DoorDash discourse six nights a week
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The Pissed Bastard@bobo_circus·
can those bums at the doomsday clock get a real job. its kind of insulting that every time they see some guy get shot in the head they're like "oh i have to play with my toy now"
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Rachel McCartney@RachelMComedy·
Ugh. "Please Join My Email List" looked fine on my website, but in that link preview thing, it looks like
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Rachel McCartney@RachelMComedy·
I'm allegedly a comedian. My dumb ass assumed my stuff would always reach my followers on here, so I never made an email list. Finally did, five years too late, if you're interested. rachelmccartney.net/email-list
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Rachel McCartney@RachelMComedy·
Friendly reminder that mental illness can't make you a bigot. REAL mental illness only makes you gaze out the window poetically, cut yourself in private and apologize to the razor, and develop non-fatphobic anorexia out of empathy for starving children.
FearBuck@FearedBuck

Ye issues an apology for his antisemitic comments “I regret and am deeply mortified by my actions in that state, and am committed to accountability, treatment, and meaningful change. It does not excuse what I did though… I am not a Nazi or an antisemite. I love Jewish people… To the black community - which held me down through all of the highs and lows and the darkest of times. The black community is, unquestionably, the foundation of who I am. I am so sorry to have let you down. I love us. In early 2025, I fell into a four-month long manic episode of psychotic, paranoid and impulsive behavior that destroyed my life. As the situation became increasingly unsustainable, there were times I didn’t want to be here anymore. Having bipolar disorder is notable state of constant mental illness. When you go into a manic episode, you are ill at that point. When you are not in an episode, you are completely ‘normal’. And that’s when the wreckage from the illness hits the hardest. Hitting rock bottom a few months ago, my wife encouraged me to finally get help. I have found comfort in Reddit forums of all places. Different people speak of being in manic or depressive episodes of a similar nature. I read their stories and realized that I was not alone. It’s not just me who ruins their entire life once a year despite taking meds every day and being told by the so-called best doctors in the world that I am not bipolar, but merely experiencing “symptoms of autism.” My words as a leader in my community have global impact and influence. In my mania, I lost complete sight of that. As I find my new baseline and new center through an effective regime of medication, therapy, exercise, and clean living, I have newfound, much-needed clarity. I am pouring my energy into positive, meaningful art: music, clothing, design, and other new ideas to help the world. I’m not asking for sympathy, or a free pass, though I aspire to earn your forgiveness. I write today simply to ask for your patience and understanding as I find my way home.” With love, Ye (via Walla Street Journal)

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Celeste Bell
Celeste Bell@celestiebell·
@RachelMComedy Lo siento. I didn’t detect the sarcasm at first. It’s hard to tell these days on Twitter!
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Celeste Bell@celestiebell·
@RachelMComedy Real mental illness, the psychotic type that Kanye is living with, can make you KILL people. Bigotry is nothing to what insanity leads to if untreated.
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Rachel McCartney@RachelMComedy·
In retrospect, it was SO kind of us to invade Germany, get rid of their Nazis, and still let them be a country afterwards. A little recip would be nice!!
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Rachel McCartney@RachelMComedy·
Ok I watched it. FANTASTIC direction and performances for the premise "evil lesbian preys upon innocent pedophile"
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Rachel McCartney@RachelMComedy·
@SterlingClair2 1. That would have made the tweet too long, and my followers aren't idiots 2. I'm not paying for premium because I'M not an idiot
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SterlingClair@SterlingClair2·
@RachelMComedy Girl, just say Dench's and Blanchett's characters. People will believe it's the actresses 🤡
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Rachel McCartney@RachelMComedy·
@SaschaAmato Generally true, but being called "unc" by a 72yo woman is still an Experience
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Rachel McCartney@RachelMComedy·
(The Wrens, "Three Types Of Reading Ambiguity")
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