Rachel E. McCormick

A meme submitted by an 8th grader. #flatteredandalsoattacked

@CrucesJuan1 Are they hating on her because of the purple dress and Cinderella or am I missing something?

So since everyone currently is hating on Camila Cabello, and I’m currently obsessed with her, does that make me alt???

The half-and-half carton says it expires on July 25. The half-and-half carton lies.

happy anniversary to these racists being told off by their favourite teas

Me in September: “5:45am? Time to get on the road to work!” Me on May 26th making a PB&J directly on the stovetop, with no idea where my shoes are: “6:28? I got time.”

@CrucesJuan1 I’ll work on it ✨

Why is everyone popping babies and not engagements, I’m ready for wedding season

Is it unprofessional to ask a girl where she got her shoes from while she’s taking the STAAR test? Asking for a friend.

My boss, to me: “What have you done today, other than RUIN Google Drive!?” He couldn’t figure out how to log out of my account. 🤷‍♀️

The people who told me I wouldn’t need more than 120 gb on my computer clearly didn’t anticipate me becoming a hybrid teacher in 2020-2021

I just kinda feel like “cancel culture” is a direct response to people in power getting away with horrendous things for their entire career.

High notes can smell fear

"masks don't work" not a single man told me i'd be prettier if i smiled in the last year

I guess I just never thought I’d be spending this much of my adult life numbering measures in octavos for judges.

6th grade boy: “The name’s James, James Bo...wait.”

Him: “I don’t ‘like’ TikToks because they’re spyware.” Also Him: “Ok Google, turn on my desk lamp.”

I just found out my bf turned down a chance to be an extra in @PitchPerfect because he had a piano test that morning. Nerd.

I think I might be a morning person :/

If you like piña coladas and getting caught on a plane