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I've just entered a giveaway with @whichbeautybox and @Lookincredible1 to win an Estee Lauder Gift Set whichbeautyboxuk.com/?p=13040

I want to #WIN 1 of 4 @skynICELAND beauty bundles worth £74.50 with @latestinbeauty! (It's true, I do!)

Today I shall mainly feel like the part of Voldemort's soul at King's Cross.

Changes are a'coming. I hope. PMA!

Eating yogurt w/fruit in bed with hubby, watching Community is ALWAYS the best part of my day. Nonstop thrills, me.

Forgot what a time consuming, yet oddly rewarding ballache listing things on ebay is. Brain keeps whispering 'true vintage' in my ear.

@Chelseyhalifaxx I want the fluffy ones to love me. They no love me. They no love each other.

@OurNats I just like the word and was going with that theme ;P I'd be 'love and interlock y-fronts' in reality.

@OurNats Maybe you ought to, it rather has a ring to it. Perhaps every now and again throw in another med. I'd be 'love & lanzoprazole'

@Chelseyhalifaxx @babspls I'm glad I was there for you at that difficult time.

Remember that big yellow ball in the sky that makes everyone happy? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Obligatory mention of the 5.5lbs I've lost this week doing SW, e.g. eating endless potatoes and pasta. I don't really get it, but fuck yeah!

@OurNats Still, hitting the gym after a night shift is pretty damn impressive.

If it was Friday I could be pouring vodka and pink lemonade down my gullet with @OurNats and co. Please come to us, Friday.

Chelsey calling the air dryer an 'air horse' was the best moment of my day today. Fact.

Pavement pizza outside the artisan chocolate shop on a Thursday morning. Stay classy South Cliff. 👌

I fucking hate it when I have a cold nose.

Just had my feet rolled over by a tin of paint in a carrier on the bus that nobody claimed. So I've given it its own seat and called it Jake

You people should really just go out and buy a bunch of Siamese-colored clothes.