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when some poor innocent friend of mine makes the mistake of asking what colour a wild rabbit's belly should be

@Halalcoholism Is this plutonium? No, it's uranium. Is this plutonium? No, it's uranium. Is this plutonium? No, it's thorium. [...] So unless you got ALL of those right, you SIT DOWN. And I don't wanna HEAR any "statistics" about "which radioactive isotopes can form nuclear weapon cores"

At first I thought we should ban pitbulls, but then I watched this video and realised there’s a bunch of related breeds we should also ban

Brought me so much joy for so many years. Thanks for staying with us as long as you did, Chibita. See you on the moon.

That or these legs, god DAYUM

I swear I placed on account of my capacity for facial expressions

Your biannual update on "how's Ryan's pole thing going?"

setting up my new PC the ancient ritual persists

Posted this to IG but it ain't landing with that audience figure it'll be more appreciated here

@gregdotexe @peachsharks @SixofChariots painted my first ever miniature last night

there is no god

I don't know if any of my eight remaining followers on this site live in Christchurch, but on the off-chance one does: I'll be performing at the Good Times Comedy Club this Saturday as part of Amuse-Bouche, a comedy cabaret experience curated by The Burlesque Collective!

@Rocky_feo I just fucked up a set so bad I had to stop halfway through at "my best way of being net positive is to make myself into a sociopath and a Sith Lord"

@Rocky_feo Listening to the episodes at the gym Just got to the part where she's going "yeah I'd rape your corpses after I kill you in order to maximise your aversion to fighting me" and Robert belts out "GOD I LOVE RATIONALISM" and everyone is looking at me howling & crying with laughter

There is no greater joy than explaining Roko's Basilisk to the blissfully offline