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@Susu_jpg Thanks!

A professional sports gambler used analytics to turn a $700,000 loan into more than $300 million. This is the wild story 👇👇👇

hired a magician instead of a stripper for my buddy’s bachelor party

every single day is Earth Day when u are ABOUT THAT LIFE

when yo plug a girl

@enterthelizzard When were both 5G chipped let’s text our thoughts to each other!

Driving 2.5 hours (one way) tomorrow to get dose one of the vaccine!

All the pornhub intro tik toks really just showing me everybody a freak regardless of age and gender.

Wildest dreams hands down best @taylorswift13 song. I don’t care how hard you think you are this song bops and captures the essence of wistful rose tinted memories perfectly.

Type your name into the GIFs. The third one is when you’re drunk.

What if Daft Punk took off their helmets and it was me and Neil deGrasse Tyson

@DannyVegito This has inter-dimensional cable vibes written all over it.

my new obsession is this guy on tiktok who tries to figure out what things he can safely hit with a hammer

@lukinho_5 BRUV I about died reading this. Gold haha

What happens to thirst traps and fitness Instagram models after they get older? Do they have a plan for a normal career?

@enterthelizzard There is going to be a LOT of people my age on their asses is my guess.

@RadKickflips69 Not enough longitudinal data yet

Only .3% of the US population are licensed professional engineers... and I’m one of them! Feeling very accomplished.

@OfficialMathewM @Einfari_ Bruh moment

@Einfari_ You say Coca Cola but the video shows sprite 😂

@HardShell6 @MountainDew Throw me some change if you win plzzzz

761 @MountainDew

Just made 500 bucks off the Super Bowl. Feeling good.

@holy_schnitt You can file for free and have turbo tax do it still

why are my only options doing my own taxes (me, who failed 10th grade math) or paying someone to do them for me? why can’t the government just be like here is the exact amount you’re supposed to pay/ how much we owe you xoxo love u sweetie

@enterthelizzard Oof

When fb asked me if I knew this man (my uncle) today I said "who?"