RadRiveter

Now that everyone's eyes are on me, you should all watch Scavengers Reign, it's really good.

@JohnKenza Come back safe 😢

Me before i go to work every morning

🎸⚡️ @ThothPenswell VS THE WORLD! 🪙✨

@LBRCloud @namiiimaa Were you were so preoccupied with what you COULD do that you never considered what you SHOULD do?

felt cute might delete later 😌💅

@Zizkil Can you also time travel? Because we need you to fix some things

My life is strange lol

@PHES_Tunes I don't A pox on both their houses!

i just hope everyone has a good time

@PHES_Tunes They call her "The Super Soaker."

my 600th follower will be sent a mormon sex worker directly to their home

"thanks to the Toa, Mata Nui is finally safe from the Makuta!!!" The humble Bohrok:

DO THE ASTRAL PLANE

@YuRaynus @PHES_Tunes I for one am doing everything I can to get him to completely dissociate and astral project into a higher dimension. So that's helping in a way.

please do not engage with @PHES_Tunes’s schizophrenic twitter episodes. we are doing everything we can to get him the help he needs

@PHES_Tunes Still has nothing on The Shit Chronicles

THE PISS SAGA IS A MASTERPIECE

@PHES_Tunes Me, when I'm an optometrist and it's 2/3's of the way through my shift.

opening the 10th eye

@PHES_Tunes More like 32 years young! Age is just a number, champ!

i’m 32 years old

Haunting of Milhouse

@Zizkil @PHES_Tunes If you have any information on his whereabouts, contact us immediately. We'll put this bastard in the deepest hole we can find, I swear it.

PHES needs to be locked up, on god

@PHES_Tunes Employed by Big Dong.

Wang Johnson. Associated with Mike Hawk

@PHES_Tunes Ok, which slur was it?

eating the edibles that turn you white for 2 seconds while playing overwatch

@PHES_Tunes Why did he say that? Why DID he say that? Why did he say THAT? Why did HE say that?

why did i say that?

@PHES_Tunes I prefer to say I'm "glowing." More dignified that way.

white people be like i am perspirating