Dr. Abbott Gibbons

Colleagues and friends, I am working on getting the @ap_ams server up and running again. The calibration process takes a while and can result in some unusual postings, so thank you for your patience.

For All Apekind.

Scientists! I have returned from the front lines of the Mega Mutant Melee to request your aid. I fear our most daunting challenge yet is upon us. I urge you to log into the AppliedPrimate Intranet and help with battle strategy. We have no time to waste.

Hi @WaistbandF please pick up your phone. URGENT!!!

Friends, I have heard murmurs of possible leaks emerging across various social media in regards to confidential upcoming projects in the lab. I urge you, please exercise discretion and remain vigilant; information ending up in the wrong hands could result in disaster.

Tension fills the air here in the lab as allegiance choices begin tomorrow. I deeply trust our loyal Scientists, yet I fear our adversaries’ persuasion tactics have swayed too many. I implore you to make your decision with the best interest of all apekind in mind.

Fascinating results! What a relief to see that a majority of you truly have apekind’s best interests at heart. I am grateful for your support, friends and colleagues. Together, we can overcome any challenges!

Following last week's chaos, the future of apekind is in jeopardy. I'm afraid our conflict will come to a head next month. As we prepare for battle, I urge you to stay on the right side of apekind's history. See our new announcement in Discord for info: discord.gg/appliedprimate

It is happening. The Megas are here! Join us live in the @AppliedPrimate Discord RIGHT NOW to experience this exciting moment. discord.gg/appliedprimate

I've always known that me and @RadioactiveMega would be successful in our @AppliedPrimate quest to find the four Mega Mutants. So, time for a well-deserved break on the other side. Rumor has it that this land will soon belong to one of the scientists - who could this be?

Tonight at 8:00 PM ET, join us in our Discord for an epic live grand finale event to commemorate the conclusion of the hunt for the Megas! Trust us - you will not want to miss this. discord.gg/appliedprimate

It’s time. discord.gg/appliedprimate

Attention all! We need your help today more than ever in the culmination of our quest. The work begins at 12:00PM ET in the @AppliedPrimate Discord. Then, at 8:00PM ET, come back to witness A.P.E. history in the making, live. discord.gg/appliedprimate

Lab Reminder: for all Scientists who helped Doc & @jenkinsthevalet locate the fourth mega, today is your last day to claim the Electric trait for your keycards! Trait claims will close at 11:59PM EST tonight - don’t miss your chance! traits.appliedprimate.com

The time has come, Scientists! @JenkinstheValet and I urgently need your help in our mission to locate the fourth and final Mega in our quest. Please join us in the @AppliedPrimate Discord with haste! The future of Apekind depends on you. discord.gg/appliedprimate

Colleagues and friends, there has been a surprise development in @JenkinstheValet’s search for the third Mega! Please join us in the @AppliedPrimate Discord promptly. There is no time to waste! discord.gg/appliedprimate

All systems go! My friend @JenkinstheValet is now on his quest to find the second mega mutant, and he needs your help. Please lend your smarts and skills to our other Scientists currently puzzling in the @AppliedPrimate Discord. Quickly now - time is of the essence!

Hello, esteemed colleagues! We have a big day tomorrow tracking down the second Mega in our quest. Please be in our Discord promptly at 9am ET for kickoff and orientation with #apebot and @jenkinsthevalet.

@jenkinsthevalet Gm indeed 🫡

Gm 🫡

Join us! The search for the Megas begins today at noon ET 🧪