big dawg ™

all my homies cwalk to Jack Johnson baby

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

can’t talk listening to ska

my preceptor exclusively drinks large iced liquid IV’s from black rock w/ FOUR extra shots and now the employees think I’m a crack head

sorry if I start acting different but I bought figs

pepperoncinis are not the same as banana peppers argue w/ ur mother

hip-shakin’ mama i luv u

thinking about the combination pizza hut and taco bell 😔

lil miss “i need to save money” *books tattoo appt*

UofA football so hot rn and I ain’t even like football

absolutely gobsmacked mate!!

“the three masons! the illuminati!” - @abigailrose7217

left my card at the BARRRRRRRR !!! >:(

every time someone asks me to write down my tattoo artist info i ride that high for a good 17 days

refresh tropical mango vitamin water f**** so hard *send tweet*

God the men you put on this earth to hunt and protect us are wearing purses

hampy birf @AntonioGut4

Call that b**** bojangle !!!

wow leave it to the ppl u love the most to make u feel like absolute doodoo trash lmfao