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🚨GRAVE Neymar contraiu peste bubônica. Ancelotti descarta corte acreditando que isso pode ser uma vantagem e usará o jogador como arma biológica para infectar outros jogadores. 🗞️@CazeTVOficial

happy 3 week anniversary to those who celebrate 🥳

First Ornstein Bomba of the Summer is a New Doctor

Crying Tuchel took one legged Saka over fully fit Cole Palmer & Foden #nodebate

Comunicado oficial con nuestras aclaraciones sobre el comunicado oficial de nuestros vecinos @realmadrid: 1. Se os cortó el vídeo del Papa donde decía que también era del Atleti. 2. Habréis confundido la educación con agradecimiento, pero para que no haya dudas: no os agradecemos nada. 3. Ni estudiamos ni valoramos ninguna oferta por Julián. 4. Cómo no nos vamos a llevar bien, si nos hacéis reír aún más que el @FCBarcelona_es.

🚨⚠️ Atlético Madrid: “We do NOT thank you [Real Madrid] for anything. We are NOT studying or considering any bid for Julián”. Club statement also includes ‘😂’ emojis. ⤵️

Swear every tournament France have 10 of the best ballers you’ve ever seen in your life and fucking Rabiot in there somehow

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: There is no doubt, Rayan Cherki will start from the BENCH during the World Cup. — @lequipe

And it was

ma théorie c’est que Perez a Alzheimer et il a oublié que Mbappé était déjà au club et il compte envoyer une offre au PSG pour Mbappé

He’s actually the funniest person on this planet sorry, this homelander behaviour has turned me into a fan

He moves like a dictator bro. It’s not even funny anymore

Perez making us wait 4 days for the 150m just to get instantly rejected by PSG

🚨 Florentino Perez: “Young player, Galactico, €150M, not from Premier League. Not Haaland, not Kane, not Olise, not Doku.”

Fulham have begun work on identifying Marco Silva’s successor and are preparing to open talks with a number of managerial targets, including Ruben Amorim, Thomas Frank and Arne Slot, @TEAMtalk understands. teamtalk.com/fulham/next-co…

RIP THE SCRIPT @Nike #Ad

🚨💣 BREAKING: Florentino Pérez will "DROP BOMBAZOS" during his interview tonight on @HorizonteCuatro

Northern line 08:25am

NONI !!!!!! 🤣🤣 “ I don’t even know what our rivals are doing” “ this year they’ve been participating..that’s it” 😂