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@krommufc @Scott_Pert Fuck sake 😂

@Scott_Pert Would rather Palmer than that monk haired bellsniff. 👍

Phil Foden to Manchester United. Watch this space.

@LFC_Sam__ This guy is a defender and cost 10% of what Wirtz cost ye fookin widge

0 G/A in 5 years at man united United fans thought we wouldn’t notice 😂

@Utdbeni All fun and games til he pulls up on his little scooter with his checkerboard suit on like

If you can’t get Enrique he’s available in the summer please get him here.

@SetPixels @woniaguy Why was it annoying that someone else drank something

What drink is this? Does anyone know what it tastes like?

@ronaldobrown_98 @hoque_001 Agree with you completely but it’s not a disingenuous counter if it’s not offered as a counter to your argument whatsoever, it’s just a whataboutism

@hoque_001 Mount is an attacking midfielder and number 10, not a CM. What a disingenuous counter.

Mason Mount has 2 Premier League assists for Man United in 3 seasons. Most over protected, overrated, nothing players we’ve ever had. Undoubtedly one of our worst ever signings & some people think that’s an outlandish take.

@LiitGB @mufcytp @FrazFletcher @TEAMtalk

@mufcytp @FrazFletcher @TEAMtalk According to all these reports we should have a 67 man squad going into next season 💪

🌕 FRESH LINK: Manchester United are prepared to submit a bid in the region of £50–60m for Crystal Palace’s Adam Wharton. He's reportedly identified as their number one target. [@FrazFletcher | @TEAMtalk] Reds, what’s your opinion on this? 🤔

@Cherries_FM @DepotLyr @Blank233444 With Kobbie famously not getting in the team ye spacker

@DepotLyr @Blank233444 You literally finished 15th last season.

Nice to know Tuchel’s made the wrong decision.

@TheEvertonian78 Then the Maguire one isn’t a penalty or sending off either right? 🤷🏻‍♂️

This just isn’t a penalty for me x.com/LowResReplays/…

@DanAV___ No? Were complaining that the ref GAVE a pen for exactly the same thing up the other end, and Bournemouth scored on the counter from this, so the ref caused a fucking 3 goal swing with one dropped bollock

this is what they’re complaining over ???? 😭😭😭😭😭

@Lea_EFC Nobody is saying the Maguire one isn’t a penalty though, they’re either both a penalty or neither is, giving one and not the other is mental

Manchester United fans POV: ✅ Amad was pushed over and we’ve been robbed of a stonewall penalty ❌ Maguire pushed the Bournemouth player over but he went down far too easy. No penalty Double standards

@UtdMaI Difference is mate none of those lads are rapists

Mason Greenwood should honestly move on from anything related to English football… unless a miracle happens. Over 30 goal contributions and still no call-up 🤯 Meanwhile, Bukayo Saka, Phil Foden, and Dominic Solanke walk straight into the squad. At some point, you have to ask… what more does he actually need to do? It’s not just frustrating — it’s genuinely sad 💔

@Lea_EFC None of what you said happened happened

✅ Amad beats his man ❌ Waits for the contact 🤿 Plants both feet together and dives ❌ Definitely not a penalty imo

@okcx04 @FabrizioRomano You absolute spacker

@FabrizioRomano One game in three weeks and they can’t still win a game 😭😂

Man United and Bournemouth share points! 🍒 Who’s been your Man of the Match?

@ronaldobrown_98 Amad’s been fully off it since AFCON tbh

Amad? Just a crazy lack of conviction when he gets in the final 1/3

@afcbournemouth This is a very embarrassing post

Friday night, under the lights. A box-office attraction 🍿

@Surjb @GuzKhanOfficial Roy Keane got relegated before he joined United, what’s your point?

@GuzKhanOfficial So good he almost got relegated last season and lost to Spurs in a cup final. Spurs bro. 😂

Bruno Fernandes is one of the best midfielders of all time, but you don’t wanna talk about it…

@mufcMPB @SullyTalkz @centredevils

🚨 NEW: Manuel Ugarte is unhappy at Manchester United with his current gametime and feels he’s not valued. It’s becoming increasingly likely that he will leave in the summer if the right offer comes in. #MUFC [@SullyTalkz, @centredevils]

@RyanMUFCL He’s 2ft deep in a tin of quality street

Pig face has been quite recently

@LewisBowden_ Oop

I know I’m normally delusional and all that, but I genuinely think we do them tonight. I think we run them too hard and they tail off just like last time. This Newcastle of recent weeks is very different from the one people are picturing in their heads.

@Realisiah1 ‘Will up his game with United’ is so dangerous because it’s very very rarely the case

Morgan Rogers should be a target for Manchester United btw. So class, and will up his game with United. Can play central but can provide more than enough competition on the flanks. What a signing he’d be. 🔴👏🏽