TheDevil'sSnowflake

@Matt_Pinner Of course. She’s a cultural icon. I don’t like her music but the opportunity to soak in the experience would be too good to pass up.

Be Honest If someone gave you front row tickets to a Taylor Swift concert. Would you go?

@EmilyinChas @NikkiHaley You’d be better off believing in Santa Claus.

@NikkiHaley I REALLY NEED to believe the obvious fraud found by Elon and James O’Keefe and Nick Shirley and others, will be rooted out and will make an impact on the deficit.

America just crossed a dangerous milestone: our national debt now exceeds the size of our economy. Washington spends $1.33 for every $1 it takes in, with a $1.9T deficit this year alone. When the bill comes due, expect higher taxes, a weaker dollar, fewer services, a weaker military—and our kids stuck paying for it.

Donald Trump caused this scene and he’s trying to lock up James Comey for 10 years over a picture of seashells.

Well, I tried to leave. This place is a fucking cesspool and my wife told me how she hates - HATES - that I waste my time here. And I love my wife so fuck X and all the chuds that wallow here. . …AND MUSK WON’T LET ME LEAVE!!! I tried 3X!! WTAF???

@LucasSa56947288 Smug prick.

Speaker Mike Johnson: "We are going to win the midterms so the grownups stay in charge"

The chuds are loving this meme. Here’s a shocker: it’s wrong. I did a little digging and here’s the truth.

@Falcontch @tom_barmadillo So, a dictatorship. Cool.

@RageBot5000 @tom_barmadillo Locking the useful idiot commie degenerates out of political sway so at least our children and grandchildren won't have to deal with them.

This is a sign that we're winning.

@RageBot5000 Getting your data from ballotopia is like getting your news from CNN which is what I guarantee you watch.

@mjfree JFC okay yeah it was tragic but he was a podcaster, FFS! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Are you for or against this?

@SenJohnKennedy If by ‘beach all-sized oranges’ you mean that Trump is a massive dick, we might have some common ground here.

We’ve learned two things from our conflict with Iran: 1. If you turn the other cheek with Iran, they’ll stab you in the neck. 2. President Trump has oranges the size of beach balls.

I just can’t with this crazy person anymore. Good riddance.

Just the suggestion that conservatives are preserving the public good by protecting liberals from themselves is - to quote many of today’s most prominent right-wing Twitter philosophers - fucking retarded. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@patrioticam Wow.

Be sure to turn your nation into a reality show. It may be the only way any revenue will be produced.

@StillADog “I’m the fucking President! If I want to eat a triple decker bacon cheeseburger, I’ll eat a god damned tri- *wheeeeeeeeze*” (thump)

What will trumps last words be ??

@Suzierizzo1 Damaged.

Describe John Fetterman in one word? You can also use memes. 👇👇👇

Here are a few reasons why nobody should take Melania Trump seriously. When Donald Trump publicly mocked the killing of Rob Reiner, Melania stayed silent. When Donald Trump publicly celebrated the death of Robert Mueller, Melania stayed silent. When Donald Trump publicly, and repeatedly, called Marjorie Taylor Greene a "traitor," triggering death threats against her and her family — threats that the former representative said the president blew off and dismissed when she asked him to stop — and continuing his public attacks against her even after she informed him of those threats, Melania stayed silent. When U.S. intelligence essentially confirmed Donald Trump's war against Iran mistakenly hit a school, taking the lives of nearly 200 children — while her husband refused to acknowledge the mistake, take responsibility, or even apologize — Melania stayed silent. When Donald Trump and his oldest son publicly mocked the attack on Nancy Pelosi's husband, a senior citizen, with a hammer by a fanatic who had supported Donald Trump's lies about the results of the 2020 election, Melania stayed silent. When a Donald Trump supporter hunted down Democrats, taking the lives of two while shooting two others in an act of horrific violence in Minnesota last year, and Donald Trump didn't even reach out to the governor of the state to offer help or condolences, Melania stayed silent. When Donald Trump chose to attack and criticize Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer after an attempt to kidnap her by far-right radical lunatics was thwarted, rather than simply expressing relief that these lowlifes who were plotting to do so were stopped, Melania stayed silent. She's married to one of the worst human beings on the planet. An absolute lowlife piece of garbage who's among the most disgraceful people to ever be allowed to call themselves "president" — who spends hours every single day lashing out and attacking others with some of the most vile statements imaginable — and Melania stays silent. Oh, but when Jimmy Kimmel makes a joke about her husband's age in a comedy sketch — now the thin-skinned, easily triggered snowflake who married a man who's only two years younger than her father for his money has something to say. Just... stop. Go away. Nobody cares. In my lifetime, there's not been a First Lady who's less consequential than Melania. She's a clown whose biggest accomplishment will be marrying a man old enough to be her father for his money and not throwing up while they conceived their son. And if my words are harsh, I don't care. When she took up a cause "against cyberbullying" while she's married to the most infamous cyberbully on the planet, while never once standing up to any of the horrible things he's said online — she can F all the way off. She needs to be like the rest of us, sitting around waiting to read that big, beautiful headline so we can all celebrate. Until then, nobody cares what she has to say about anything — including her husband.

@HorEmperor Thanks for proving my point.

It’s time to redraw the whole damn country. The destruction that Trump has done to our democracy is irreversible. California, Oregon and Washington need to secede and become a new Canadian province. Blue states bordering the Atlantic need to do something similar. #SecessionNow

@Joeyrandomguy No. I’m also here to block chuds.

@RageBot5000 You are just here for the mayhem. Lol.

@BlnrRlph Naw. See this? That’s the district that keeps Jim Jordan in Congress. Now THAT is some weapons-grade gerrymandering.

@RageBot5000 This is hilarious, because every state you mentioned is Gerrymandered like a motherfucker.