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Pacing Respite Pained Hungry, Weary, Bewildered Eyes darting 'round the Cage A Howl unanswered; A Nature changed: Innocence imprisoned A Curiosity of their Own Chains A Sentience Sentenced Sentiment Pacing Faces, pacing rage -Me

@moza_racing Finally some creativity for this wretched day. Though Easter is the biggest fool's day of them all: Ppl: "He's DEAD!?!" JC (lowering to hover bttf2 style in a '64 impala lowrider) "Sike! No I'm not!" Never to be seen again. Except in pancakes, gravy, and wall stains.

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@KITKAT *How many Kit-Kats can I get if I give them back? (*Note: though it should be absurdly obvious, this is only a (bad) joke. I'm not even in Italy or Poland...though, you should still invade England for Cadbury)

Help us find them. Use the Stolen KitKat Tracker. Link in bio.

@Motorsport It is the media from several outlets @MBrundleF1, including Sky Sports that keep bothering him about this question. His single statement has been piecemealed across the internet for engagement. His "talking about it" is instead posited on the Nordschleife w driving. Jealous much?

Martin Brundle's had enough of the Max Verstappen retirement talks.

@Planet_F1 Yeah. Like bombing Iran was for safety. I wonder how those 13 service members rate their safety now?

Max Verstappen has a solution for any F1 2026 regulation headaches. planetf1.com/news/max-verst…

Just add shells.

@Planet_F1 He isn't. Everyone else is you twats.

While he would 'hugely miss his talent', Martin Brundle said Max Verstappen should 'either go or stop talking about' his future. planetf1.com/news/max-verst…

@CuriosityonX Oxygen Mountain.

If you could name the first city on Mars, what would it be called?

@OverTake_gg @3DClouds And the hits keep on coming

😮 @3DClouds have just announced their first licensed content partnership for Formula Legends - and it will deliver more action per wheel than any other car racing series! 📰 Read all about it here: overtake.gg/news/formula-l…

@raceroom Who the hell even came up with April Fool's anyhow?

We are excited to announce DLSS 5 support in #RaceRoom 👀 Featuring next-gen AI enhancements like: • neural reconstruction of fine details • improved gemoetry definition • enhanced realism in surface shading and reflections

@verstappens97 @verstappenews No that'd be the FIA who don't even need the clown makeup anymore. They should've invested heavier in South America/Africa or even America and less into Tesla Eff1 anywhere but especially the middle east.

@verstappenews april fools yet we’ll all look like fools when he actually retires 😭😭😭😭

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This feels like early April Fools, but it’s real life. The pink lady’s slipper flower “kidnaps” bees. A bee sees the bright flower. “Finally, nectar.” It goes in. There is no nectar. Now it’s stuck. The only way out is a tight exit that dusts it with pollen. The bee escapes and then gets lured into another pink lady’s slipper, gets trapped again, and delivers pollen to the next flower. No joke. Just a native orchid running a full pollination scam. Photo by Keith Ramos/USFWS

@nukaknights So basically: Off: John Cena dead stare; On: Dwayne Eyebrow and a fatter Ghoul that makes no sense.

First DLSS5 Screenshots of Fallout 76 appeared #fallout76 nukaknights.com/articles/first…

@thejaggins @Oldtimers365 Yeah a dollar.

@RagePacing @Oldtimers365 You got paid for doing yard work?

@Amelia558rs Party Poppers. Great for blinding one's self.

Age yourself with a Toy from your childhood that today's kids wouldn't know..

@mrmikeMTL I'm doing that now and I'm not quite 50

When people get in their 50s and 60s and up, do you start thinking about how many years you have left?

@JVarela78 Indycar or anything else.

Ya que la gente está llegando al hartazgo con la nueva F1 propongo una cosa, responded a este tweet con una categoría del motor que consideréis que actualmente es mejor que la F1. Os dejo mi granito de arena: NASCAR

@anxietymsgs All the time. Which must means I knowest not of this world or any other. Or whatever.

@dg1t1zed What brought about this decision? Seems like something big and I'm not trying to pry. Just generally curious if not a little concerned.

@LibertyCappy Walk away.

Any tips that actually work?