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Raheil Ahmad

@RaheilDeal

He/him. Comedian. Writer. Scottish man with a natural tan. 📚 Creative Arts and Mental Health MSc @Qmul

London, England Katılım Haziran 2009
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Raheil Ahmad@RaheilDeal·
Mentioned I was from Coatbridge on stage and got this heckle. Think I dealt with it alright. Got asked if I was a Celtic fan… I know you’re not meant to pick sides but growing up I was a Rangers fan and still identify as one. Thanks @ThomasCraven90 for filming and editing.
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Is it acceptable to have two meal deals if you skip breakfast? I’m not saying like have both snacks and drinks… but like double sando is surely okay?
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Anyway turns out trains don’t actually go back to where they came from and I was waiting at the wrong side of the station in the end. Thank God reform aren’t in power or run the trains!
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Raheil Ahmad@RaheilDeal·
I stand there wondering if she was just enthusiastically agreeing with my theory… but my laugh rendered her cheeks red, I think due to embarrassment at potentially being accidentally racist, acknowledging how her statement could’ve been interpreted.
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Waiting for the train to Glasgow and a Mum and daughter were loudly talking about how the platform wasn’t announced yet and how annoying it was not knowing. In an attempt to solve the situation with lateral thinking…
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I’ve just accidentally worn my slippers out the house and it’s so comfy I wonder why I’ve never done this befor3 - made running for the bus a piece of piss - why haven’t we incorporated more slipper technology in running shoes? Anyway this is my life now. Next step dressing gown!
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Raheil Ahmad@RaheilDeal·
you’ll get through it. Whatever it is that’s been holding you back or making you feel that jolted feeling, like being thrown about on a bus, not in control of your emotions and where you’re going. Trauma is temporary, pain passes. You will be strong enough to be yourself again.
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Raheil Ahmad@RaheilDeal·
able to do those things but it’s only now with all the other treatments I can try to get back to where I was when I was 19 physically. The point I attempt to round up with and tell folks in the hopes of letting anyone who needs to hear this know and to remind myself…
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Raheil Ahmad@RaheilDeal·
TLDR - finally off antidepressants after 15 years and feeling a lot like my old self before I had to shut myself down emotionally when I was 19. Here’s to feeling all those feelings finally. That me one week free of SRIs finally...
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I’ll never understand how people can be homophobic. It’s like how can you fear someone when they’re so fabulous?
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PSA to all brown people across the globe - STOP MARRYING YOUR COUSINS - please and thank you. It’s like I don’t want my parents to be my aunt and uncle as well as Mum and Dad… I just think it’s wrong having m a Mauntie or a Duncle! Also happy Mother’s/ Auntie’s Day!
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The Great Wave off Kanagawa, from Thirty-six Views of Mount Fuji, by Katsushika Hokusai, ca. 1830-1832
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Oh look it’s me in book form.
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